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今天把大家叫来...不为别的...

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不是...什么叫把大家叫来...这里是我家好吧...

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我啊...想要个男朋友！

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啊...好啦好啦...又是老一套呢～

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嗯～？

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我倒是不怎么需要啦～

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现在啊，和朋友在一起就很开心嘛！

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出・现・了！和朋友在一起就很开心...烦不烦啊！？

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唔诶！？

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等你这家伙变成老太婆...周围的朋友都结婚了...你还能说出同样的话吗！？啊！？

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被、被骂“你这家伙”了！什、什么啊！？干嘛这么生气啊！？

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你看看那边那个臭碧池...

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诶...？我吗...？

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呜哇...这个人...居然管自己朋友叫臭碧池...

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真帆：不对！
心春：唔诶！？为、为什么要冲我发火啊！？

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这种家伙...才不是朋友！

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诶～好过分～我们...是朋友吧...？

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真帆：Fuck！
心春：呼诶！？

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这个人...对着朋友...说了不得了的话哦！？

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真帆：你这个交了男朋友的叛徒...少提什么朋友了，垃圾！去死吧！
心春：终于连“去死”都说出来了！？

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理沙：诶～没人要的女人的嫉妒还真是辛苦啦～
真帆：哈啊！？信不信我宰了你啊！？ 

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有本事就来试试啊～话说，碧池明明是你才对吧...都在疯狂做爸爸活了...

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钱包和男朋友是两码事好吗！？

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好啦好啦...你们两个都冷静点～

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理沙：啊...兄控先闭嘴...
真帆：啊...兄控闭嘴啦，垃圾...

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什！我才不是兄控！？

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那...喜欢的人是？

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呜...是欧尼酱...啦...

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想结婚的对象是...？

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是、是欧尼酱...

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真帆：看吧！这不就是兄控吗！
理沙：果然是兄控...

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呜咕...但、但是呢...因为喜欢...所以也没办法嘛...

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理沙：哈啊...
真帆：哈啊...

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所以，怎么样了？

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怎么样了是指...？

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真帆：就是，和你哥哥的关系...有进展吗...？
心春：嘿诶！？

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哪、哪有...完全没有啦...

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嘛...看心春的样子...大概也猜到了...

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说到底...被亲妹妹...用色色的眼光看待...觉得他大概会反感吧...

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那个...就没法...很好地主动出击呢...

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理沙：嗯嗯...
真帆：呼呣呼呣...(※拟态词，体现认真倾听、理解的态度)

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理沙：原来如此呢...
真帆：原来如此...

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不过...心春很可爱嘛...

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嗯诶...？

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欧派也很大...

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心春：呼诶...？
理沙：只要诱惑一下的话...

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我觉得能行得通哦～

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是、是吗...？

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理沙：嗯...
真帆：嗯...

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理沙：不如试着...全裸看看吧？
心春：嘿诶！？

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真帆：不～错呢！
心春：突然在说什么啊！？

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理沙：重新认识心春的优点...然后以此来思考倾向与对策哦...？
心春：那、那是什么啊...

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如果一个人不愿意的话...我们也会脱的...

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不是...大家一起全裸才奇怪吧...

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理沙＆真帆：没问题！
心春：哪里没问题了啊！？

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好啦，好啦～！

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说不定...能想出攻略你最喜欢的欧尼酱的...秘策哦～？

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呜呜...

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拿那个当诱饵的话...我就没法拒绝了啊...

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那...我就去浴室换衣服哦...

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真帆：啊...那我去厕所～♪
心春：等、等一下啦！？

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在这个房间里换不就好了...？

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我、我...不喜欢别人在家里随便乱逛啦...

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理沙＆真帆：没关系！
心春：你们是来作客的对吧！

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为什么决定权在你们那边啊！？

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换好了就到客厅集合～

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真帆：好～的！
心春：诶！？等、等一下，你们两个！？

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真的要做吗！？

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啊啊...唉...走掉了...

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哈啊...

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呼～呃...嗯...？

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诶...？

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你怎么没换衣服？

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不是，你才是吧...

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不是不是，正常想想...在朋友家全裸很奇怪吧？

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就是说啊...

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肯定是开玩笑的吧？

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就是说啊...

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倒不如说在自己家也不会这么干啊...

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全裸着跑来客厅什么的...

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做那种事的...只有笨蛋或傻瓜这两种可能啦...

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这两个不都一样嘛笑死...

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嘛...那种脑子不好使的人，这世上是不存在的啦...

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就是说啊～

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正常想一下...就知道是开玩笑的嘛...

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真的就是说啊...

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呐、呐...你们两个...

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你们已经在里面了吗？我进来咯...？

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理沙：嗯...？
真帆：嗯...？

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哈啊...果然...这样来客厅还是太羞耻...诶...？

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理沙：啊...
真帆：啊...

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理沙：原来脑子不好使的人就近在眼前啊！？
真帆：原来脑子不好使的人就近在眼前啊！？

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叛徒啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！？

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真帆：对不起！对不起！
理沙：开、开个玩笑而已啦...

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心春：啊啊...好、好想死...
理沙：别、别呀...不过啊...心春...超色气的哦...？

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诶...真、真的？

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理沙：你也这么觉得吧？
真帆：嗯嗯！真的超有感觉的！

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诶～？好、好害羞啊...

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理沙：稍微摆个性感的姿势看看嘛？
心春：诶！？

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好啦好啦～♪

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心春：这实在是有点...
理沙：试试看而已嘛！

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难得有机会嘛！

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诶～？

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这样能变性感嘛！

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变性感！？

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这样能变得有魅力嘛！

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有、有魅力！？

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理沙＆真帆：你哥哥也会瞬间沦陷！
心春：能让欧尼酱沦陷吗！？

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呃、呜呜...

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我知道了啦...

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呃～那个...

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那，深蹲的姿势你知道吗？

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嗯、嗯...

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把腿张开～

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嗯...

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把腰沉下去～

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嗯哼...呼

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这...这种感觉...？

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哦～♡心春...超棒的哦...♡

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嗯！就像性感又有魅力的大姐姐一样！？

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理沙：大美女！太漂亮了！
心春：诶、诶诶♪

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五亿年一遇的美女！简直是女神！

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呼嘿嘿♡哪、哪有...人家会害羞啦～♪

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理沙：诶！？
真帆：诶！？
心春：诶！？

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欧、欧欧欧欧...欧尼酱⁉你、你在啊⁉

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等、啊...啊啊...

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门...被默默关上了呢...

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完了...我的恋爱...完了...

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没、没事啦！

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怎么可能没事啊！？

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绝对被当成下流的女孩子了！

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那、那个...心春？

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怎、怎么了...？

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理沙：总觉得...你小穴是不是湿了...？
心春：才没湿呢！？

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(嘿～那就是心春的哥哥啊...)

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(呵呵...呵呵呵呵～♡感觉可以有哦～)

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话说，真帆...？

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你从刚才起就一直在偷笑...也不说话...

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怎么了...？

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不不，没什么～♪什么事都没～有哦♪

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嗯...？

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嗯...？