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嗯...

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选什么好呢...

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嗯...？心春...你看什么呢？

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嗯诶...？

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下周是欧尼酱的生日...所以我在想送什么礼物好呢...

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诶～大哥哥，下周过生日啊...

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那...作为女朋友我也得买点什么才行～♪

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心春：哈？
真帆：咿！？

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像你这样的垃圾，怎么配得上心春我那又帅气又温柔的尼尼啊...

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别、别突然就开启暗黑模式啊！对心脏不好的好吧！

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不是，等一下啊理沙！

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我还在想你怎么从刚才开始就一直不说话呢...搞半天是在看什么购物网站啊！

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不，没什么...

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才不是没什么吧！绝对...是给大哥哥的礼物吧！

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哈啊...

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嘛...就算你们俩再怎么拼命挑礼物...

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也是赢不过...一～直陪在他身边的心春我啦...

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真帆：火大！
理沙：火大！

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我一直觉得啊...

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那个...你那种“我很懂大哥哥哦”的炫耀...

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真的烦死了，能不能别显摆了？

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就～是、就～是！

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啊？事实而已，有什么关系嘛...

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哼～嗯...

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那这样吧...我们三个人都给大哥哥送礼物...

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最能让他开心的人...就当他的女朋友，怎么样？

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哦！这主意不错诶！

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嘿诶——你们俩，就这么有自信能赢过心春我啊——

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嘛...虽然我觉得肯定是心春我完胜就是了...

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陪你们玩玩也不是不行哦？

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好，那就这么决定了...

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(一周后，生日当天)

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心春：欧尼酱♪
理沙：大哥哥♪
真帆：大哥哥♪

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我们三个人啊...

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给欧尼酱买来了生日礼物，所以...

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要选出最让你开心的那个哦？

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顺带一提...被选为第一名的人...就算是大哥哥的女朋友啦！

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首先从我开始～

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看～呀，大哥哥！是礼物哦！

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诶～？你问是什么...看不出来吗？不是系着缎带嘛？

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没错！就是我！我要把我自己送给大哥哥！

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理沙：呜哇...
心春：呜哇...

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这是有多自信满满啊...？

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就是说啊...

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咳咳咳！看～呀，大哥哥♪

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我送的礼物～♪

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是同样花纹的...同款贞操带唷♡

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心春：呜哇...
真帆：呜哇...

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送贞操带当礼物什么的...单纯就是恶心啊，这家伙...

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就是说啊...

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但是...我觉得真帆也没资格说别人哦？

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唔！你要这么说的话，那心春又准备了什么嘛！

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我、我吗...？

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嗯...那个...就是...

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给...欧尼酱...这个...

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可、可能不会让你有多开心就是了...

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欧、欧尼酱...不知道你想要什么...

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毕竟送了你不需要的东西...也只会给你添麻烦嘛...

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呜...至少...想着送点有实用性的东西...

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嗯？那是什么...

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诶？

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捶肩券...

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真帆：噗哈...
理沙：哈哈哈...

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他又不是小孩子了啊～

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就是就是～怎么可能会因为那种东西高兴——

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理沙：诶...！？
真帆：诶...！？

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唔嘿，诶嘿，诶嘿嘿嘿～♡

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尼尼的摸摸头...

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心春我啊，最～喜欢了～♡

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(是心春酱的完胜)