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哥哥…打擾囉…

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欸…還沒吃飯啦…

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只是想見見你才過來的…

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反正你很閒…就陪陪妹妹嘛…

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嗯…沒什麼啦…只是今天剛好是這種心情而已…

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被美少女抱住的幸福…趁現在好好體會吧…

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真的太好了呢…有這麼可愛的妹妹…要是沒有我的話…哥哥現在一定會因為沒女友的寂寞而發瘋吧…

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嘛…雖然不受歡迎是哥哥自己的錯…

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哈哈哈…真好笑…給我好好聽話啦…

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嗯…對了…來挖耳朵吧…

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要是我就這樣一直纏著你的話…感覺會被推開…所以想說為你做點什麼…

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人家也想再多黏著你一點嘛…

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既然是不受歡迎的哥哥…那我就施捨給你美少女膝枕吧…

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這可是超級收費等級的喔…

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快點躺上來啦…

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嗯…很好…這樣看著其實挺可愛的嘛…

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前陣子明明還那樣…

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吶…別用反差來燒毀我的大腦好嗎…真的非常有效耶…

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蛤…都是哥哥的錯啦…囉唆囉唆…要挖囉…

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嘿咻…

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嗚哇…還挺髒的呢…

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這種狀態可不適合聽我這銀鈴般的優美聲音喔…

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幹嘛…本來就是美聲好嗎…

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話說你以為是誰害我發出那種髒髒聲音的啊…

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真是的…就說沒什麼了嘛…只是今天想被哥哥理會而已…

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況且我本來就很溫柔好嗎…

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話說回來…最近覺得家人的互動真的很重要…

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長大之後這種機會就變少了對吧…

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要是哪天我結婚搬到遠方去了你要怎麼辦…

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雖然還沒交過男朋友就是了…

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等你變成獨居老人之後就會後悔說…

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應該要多花時間陪陪絹乃的…

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明明有這麼可愛的妹妹…我真是太浪費了…

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然後哥哥就這樣安詳地斷氣…滿是皺紋的手中滑落了我的照片…

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當然身邊沒有伴侶…葬禮也沒人參加…

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壞結局…

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所以說…下次兩個人一起出去玩吧…

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拒絕的話就是壞結局喔…

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去哪裡喔…啊…還沒想好目的地…

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那個…那我想去水族館…

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先從經典景點開始吧…

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喔…感覺能挖到個大的…

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挖到了挖到了…

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難得挖到…要帶回去嗎…

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當然是開玩笑的啊…又不是只要從哥哥身上出來的東西都好…

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最後吹一下…

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好啦…就這樣吧…

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來換另一邊…快點…

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好喔…這一邊的耳朵也讓我來侍奉吧…

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今天輪到我來戳戳戳囉…

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約會要穿什麼去呢…吶…有什麼要求嗎…

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啊…穿得清純一點好了…反正哥哥一定喜歡那種的吧…因為不受歡迎嘛…

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就讓可愛的妹妹來實現男人的願望吧…

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畢竟我也真的很清純呢…

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啊…難得約會要不要約個地方碰面…

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雖然是從家裡一起出發啦…

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但我想你可能會想體驗那種…讓你久等了…的感覺吧…

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看到精心打扮的我感到心動的那種…

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那邊要給我心動一下啦…絕對會讓你心跳加速的…

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喔…這裡舒服嗎…嘿…真可愛…

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戳戳…

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吶…讓我膝枕很幸運吧…

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像哥哥這樣不受歡迎的人一定沒被女孩子膝枕過吧…

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蛤…有過喔…那根本是出軌吧…我現在就刺破你的鼓膜喔…

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欸…我嗎…啊…小時候…玩扮家家酒的時候喔…

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哼…那種事到現在還記得啊…

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糟了…好高興…哥哥好喜歡…

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嘛…說到女孩子的話通常是不包含妹妹的啦…別在那邊死要面子了…

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唔…還是算進去好了…

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能被我這種美少女膝枕可是值得自豪的事情喔…

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去跟所有朋友炫耀還附上照片吧…就像個妹控一樣…

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好啦…

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哥哥大人…今天的侍奉就到此為止囉…

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現在應該能聽清楚我那像小鳥鳴叫般的聲音了吧…

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已經補充了足夠的哥哥成分…我要回房了…

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喂 讓開啦垃圾哥哥…

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那就期待約會囉…

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