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※距今不久前的故事

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快點快點

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你可愛的同期正在餵你吃東西呢

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乖乖把嘴張開

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來，啊~

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她今天在公司廁所自慰，超髒的啦

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啊? 你說啥?

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手上一定有股小穴的騷味，髒得要命

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所以過來~

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吃我這邊吧~

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為了踩我的評價，居然撒這種謊

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-不愧是老太妹 -嗯?

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我有說過不准這樣叫吧?

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啥? 不是你先找架吵的嗎?

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去死啦臭女人

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找一天幹掉你，臭女人

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問你喔，如果要交往的話，你會選我還是她?

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哦，問得好!

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這下勝負一目了然

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當然…是我對不對?

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不對，一定是我

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嗯?

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喂，不要說不想選啦

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就是啊，會不會看氣氛啊

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-嗯? -啥?

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嗯…? 先等一下…

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嗯…先等一下…

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你說不想選…原來是這個意思?

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騙人的吧…

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你有女朋友!?

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太扯了…真是太扯了…

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還讓我們滿懷期待

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真是太扯了，宰了他吧

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-不，那種人宰了也沒意思 -確實

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好，那就宰了他女友

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真是個好方法，拜託你囉

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-咦? -嗯?

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你想想，殺了人會被抓，就沒辦法跟他交往了

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嗯…是這樣沒錯

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所以…拜託你囉!

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-給我慢著，拜什麼託啊? -咦?

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你不是要宰了他女友，去吃牢飯嗎?

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講什麼鬼話

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接著失去女友的他，收到我的告白、開始交往，以上!

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我看先宰了你吧

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啥? 老娘求之不得

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-想幹架嗎處女 -啥?

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年齡=沒男友經歷的剩女才沒資格說我

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嗚呃…

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抱歉…我也是剩女啦…

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不是，你別道歉

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我也是處女啦…

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-唉… -唉…

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-真是太扯了 -就是啊

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還以為他一定是喜歡我的

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還以為是兩情相悅呢

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我跟你想的一模一樣

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-他的態度也太容易讓人誤會了 -就是啊

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-唉… -唉…

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話說回來，不知道他跟誰在交往

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嗯…讓人很好奇呢

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-看他一副不關心戀愛的樣子 -嗯

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啊，前輩們怎麼在這裡?

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-嗯? -嗯?

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找你們好久了

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怎麼了?

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想一起吃午飯呀

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哦，這樣啊

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所以兩位在做什麼呢?

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就聊點戀愛話題

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戀愛話題! 也算我一個!

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(她的眼神…怎麼閃閃發光的?)

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可以是可以…你好像很開心呢

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嗯，看起來好幸福

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咦~ 才沒有呢~

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啊，不過我呢…最近交了男朋友

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哼…

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-嗯? -咦?

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應該不會那麼巧，是我們認識的人吧?

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咦咦，直覺真敏銳!

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前輩怎麼知道?

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該該該不會那麼巧…

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剛好是我們的同期吧?

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咦咦! 前輩怎麼知道!

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-我們的同期之中… -也就一個男人而已

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也就是說…

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抱歉，你剛剛說什麼，可以再說一次嗎?

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嗯，我也想聽

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咦? 剛剛是指什麼時候?

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就是一開始那邊，看起來很幸福的原因

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咦…?

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是…是可以啦

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可是…別讓人家說那麼多次嘛

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我最近交了男朋…

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-就是你喔! -咦!?

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-怎麼辦 -嗯…總之先把她手指一根一根切下來

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贊成

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請等一下，兩位在說什麼!?

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接著砍斷她的脖子

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裝進鐵桶裡面

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這些人笑咪咪說著很誇張的事情!

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我說小瑠奈

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什…什麼事?

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-給我爆炸吧! -就是啊!

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想死的心都有了

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就是啊…真的好想死

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放棄吧

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沒辦法，畢竟有女朋友了

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※雖然兩人嘴上這麼說

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誰會放棄啊

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是我先喜歡上他的

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說幹就幹，咱們走著瞧

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絕對不可能放棄

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就算把她痛扁一頓也要搶過來

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我絕對要…讓他變成我的東西!

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※鬥志熊熊燃燒

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※接著將時間拉回現在

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共渡火熱的夜晚，回到公司的你與華緋