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那个...

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嗯...果然还是选在厨房前面吧！

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在这里...躺下来～

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然后...在菜刀上涂满番茄酱～

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唔～嗯...该怎么搞呢～

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啊！就设定成腹部被刺伤好了！

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好嘞！

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那就！

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肚子的周围也...抹上番茄酱...

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接下来...为了营造出吐血的感觉...嘴巴上也抹一些...

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嘿嘿、咳嘿嘿嘿～♡

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这样一来...等达令回来～

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看到人家被杀了...肯定会惊慌失措的♡

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然・后・呢～

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他就会重新认识到...人家有多重要！

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真正重要的东西...总是在失去之后...才会意识到它有多珍贵呢♪

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咕嘿嘿嘿～♡

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他一定会...嚎啕大哭的♡

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好期待啊～♡

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(天之声)在那之后...过了十分钟...

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(咕嘿嘿嘿～♡)

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(达令...回来了呢～♡)

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(来吧！)

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(快把你对我的爱意...还有感情...全都尽～情爆发出来吧⁉)

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啊...

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呜...

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啊啊...

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呜呜...

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等一下达令⁉ 为什么要无视我啊⁉

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你一回来...最心爱的宝贝女友...居然死掉了唷⁉

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你好歹给点反应吧⁉

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不仅没有反应还无视人家...也太过分了吧⁉

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(天之声)今天也麻烦得要死...

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噗～！真是难以置信！

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达令你个笨蛋！大傻瓜！不解风情的木头！

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呜咕呀⁉

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等、等一下达令...？

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为、为什么要摆出那么可怕的表情啊...？

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呜...呜...好、好的...

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对、对不起...

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把番茄酱...弄得满地都是...这点我承认是我不对...

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呜、呜呜...

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确、确实...虽然达令你说的没有错...

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是该由弄脏(地板)的人家...马上去收拾干净...

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不、不要！

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不要不要不要不要嘛啊啊～～～！

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在达令搭理人家之前...

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人家绝～对...不去打扫！

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大不了...人家就闹得再～厉害些...把更多的番茄酱洒得到处都是！

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不想那样的话...！

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就快来搭理人家啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！

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哈啊...♡

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嘿嘿、嘿嘿嘿嘿～♡

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你愿意理我啦～？

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那、那...！从现在开始...把这句台词...

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饱～含感情地...对人家说一遍！

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心爱的人儿啊！你为什么死掉了啊⁉

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可恶！失去之后...才意识到你对我有多重要！

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咕嘶...咿咕呜呜...⁉

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好了！复述吧！

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(天之声)什么啊...这出闹剧...

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嘿嘿、嘿嘿嘿嘿～♡

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这样啊～♡

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达令...在人家死掉之后...会说那样的话啊～♡

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不过你放心！

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人家还没死啦！

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(天之声)今天也烦人得要死就是了...

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人家死的时候...

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一定会和达令一起的！

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除了和达令殉情之外..人家是绝～对...不会死的！

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要和人家一块儿进坟墓哦～♡达令...♡

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(天之声)今天的爱意也沉重得要死

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嗯♪ 知道啦～♡

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我去洗澡啦～♪

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把番茄酱冲掉～♪

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呃...啊⁉

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我、我忘了...

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那、那个...呢...？

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我平时在用的洗发帽...

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昨天...坏掉了...

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怎么办...

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头发上也沾到了...这样就洗不了啊...

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今天...本来是想让达令帮我买回来的...

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结果忘记联系你了...

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呜...做、做不到...⁉ 没有洗发帽...人家就没办法洗澡嘛...⁉

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啊！ 我知道了！

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这、这些...沾在我头发上的番茄酱～

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达令来帮我舔掉！

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(天之声)这想法也太下头了...

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不如说，不只是头发...

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全身都舔一遍也可以唷⁉

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呼啊...哈啊...嗬啊...嗬啊...♡

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不、不妙啊...♡

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那、那样...说不定超幸福的耶...⁉

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等、等着我哦...？

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我、我马上...把这个番茄酱...涂满全身！

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(天之声)目的已经变了...

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达、达令...♡

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把、把人家...吃～掉～吧～♡

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呼...啊...呃啊...哈啊...♡

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好想...被达令舔遍全身啊！

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啊！ 放心吧！

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小、小穴和乳头上...

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会多涂一点的啦～♡

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啵...♡

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(天之声)这丫头到底...在说些什么啊...

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诶诶诶诶诶诶⁉ 为、为什么...⁉为什么啦...⁉

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到底哪里不行啊⁉

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快来舔遍人家的全身啊⁉

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不、不要！不要不要不要不要嘛啊啊～～～！

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在达令舔遍人家的全身之前...

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人家是绝～对...不会去洗澡的嘛！

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你不想那样的话...！

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就快来舔我啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！

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(天之声)清纯无暇的冷娇系女友，在初次体验H过后，开始愈发过火的找我贴贴

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(天之声)这个标题...一定是哪里搞错了...

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(天之声)清纯无暇的冷娇系女友，在初次体验H过后，一步一步地升级成了高段位变态

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(天之声)正确的标题...应该是这样才对...

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(天之声)不信你看，证据就是...

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什...⁉

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达、达令...

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不、不要...用那种看垃圾一样的眼神...盯、盯着人家看啦...

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被那样盯着看的话...被那样盯着看的话...⁉

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会变得更～加兴奋的啦～～～⁉

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哈啊...哈啊...哈...哈嘿嘿...♡

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再多一点...再多一点啊啊啊～！

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(快)羞辱人家啊啊啊啊～！

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一边狠狠地骂人家...一边舔遍人家的全身啊啊啊啊啊♡

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(天之声)你看吧...？