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呼——

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呼——

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呼——

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嗯...呜... 好、好刺眼...

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快、快拉上窗帘...要死了啦...

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要被太阳晒死了啦...

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酱油腌生虾...(谐音梗，“要死了 (shinjau)”与“酱油腌生虾 (kanjanseu)”发音相近，此处为女主的无厘头联想)

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再睡一会儿...就3个小时...

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再睡3个小时就好...

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反正...人家是尼特族嘛...

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达令会养我的...

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没...没什么关系吧...

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啊啊...社会好可怕...达令以外的人类好可怕...

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啊...嗯诶...？

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今天...原来是休息日啊...

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因为每天都在休息...所以没注意到...

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嗯...？

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哈啊...真是的，你好烦啊...

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那...视早饭的情况...也不是不可以起床...

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唔～欧姆蛋啊...

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感觉有点不够看啊...

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诶⁉ 晚...饭...

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青椒...酿肉...是吗...

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达、达令...你从时候开始...变得这么惨无人道了...

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我们是在说早饭吧⁉

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为什么会跳到晚饭去啊⁉

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呜、呜呜...

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对不起...(吃那个)会死的啦...

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请原谅我...是我不好...

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只有青椒...只有青椒请饶了我吧...

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呜、嗯...早上好...

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诶...？

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不是早上好吗...？

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现在几点...？

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4点...吗...

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那这不是朝霞...而是晚霞吗...

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不过...人家的内心倒是胃酸灼烧哦...
(此处为双关冷笑话,"朝焼け、夕焼け、胸焼け"共用了"焼け(yake)")

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都是达令的错呢☆

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啊啊...用甜言蜜语融化人家的心...

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达令真是个罪孽深重的男人...

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呜...啊...

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呜...被无视了，好寂寞...

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至少也吐槽一下嘛...

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诶嘿、诶嘿嘿嘿～♡ 哇～耶...是汉堡肉～♡

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因为人家是个乖孩子...所以才特意没放青椒对吧...？

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嘿嘿嘿～♡

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嗯♪人家...以后也会当个乖孩子的♪

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那么...

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我开动啦～♡

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啊呜......

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呜哼嗯～♡

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好吃～♡ 汉堡肉真的超好吃～♡

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嗯...咳哼...

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这是谁做的呀...？

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把主厨叫来...主厨...

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嗯诶...？

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达令肿么啦...？

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唔～！嗯嗯～！

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真、真是的...嘴巴我自己会擦啦！

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我只是...单纯没注意到沾上酱汁了而已嘛！

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但是呢...

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诶嘿嘿嘿～♡

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因为我喜欢被达令摸摸...就表扬你一下吧♪

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要心怀感激哦♡

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(哈嗯...♡)

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(被达令碰到嘴角...感觉...好棒...♡)

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(但、但是...不只是嘴...)

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(其他地方也...好想被尽～情抚摸啊...♡)

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(哈啊...还想再来一次...那个舒服的事情...想做...)

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(但是但是...想做那种事...要人家自己主动开口...办不到...)

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(羞死了...)

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(呜、呜呜...怎么办...)

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(啊！)

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(间、间接地...诱惑一下的话...)

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(达令会不会...主、主动来...找我做呢...？)

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啊、啊啊！ 总、总觉得...汉堡肉太美味了...

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头有点晕乎乎的呢～

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哈啊...哈啊...哈啊...哈啊...♡

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嗯哈啊～♡

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噗哈♡

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啊、啊啊...

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头晕乎乎的...一不小心就舔了达令的耳朵～

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偷瞄...偷瞄偷瞄...？

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啊...呜、嗯...

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摸摸头...好、好开心啊...

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(达令...我想要的...不是这个...)

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(失败了啊...蔫...)

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(天之声)那天的深夜

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达、达令...？

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已经睡着了...？

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喂～喂～

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达令啊～

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没、没有...反应...

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难道是...死掉了⁉

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(天之声)应该不至于吧

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嘛...不可能的啦...

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打扰了...

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诶嘿、诶嘿嘿嘿～♡

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达令的身边...果然好暖和...

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但是呢...一起睡的话...

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达令...会说太热了不喜欢嘛...

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在天亮之前...必须回去才行...

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但是呢但是呢...每次...都会不小心睡着...

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紧紧贴着达令...就是我活着的意义...♡

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嗯...嗅嗅...

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哈啊～♡

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达令的味道...果然好喜欢...♡

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嗅...嗅嗅...嗅嗅...嗅嗅...

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哈嗯...♡

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哈啊...哈啊...哈啊...哈啊......哈啊♡

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又、又来了...这种感觉...♡

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那里...麻酥酥的...变得...好奇怪的感觉...♡

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达、达令...？

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喂～呐...我说达令啊～

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呜、呜...

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不行...完全醒不过来...

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但、但是呢...但是呢...

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嗯哈啊...啊啊...呃...嗯哈啊...呼嗯...♡

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这、这个...就是所谓的自慰...对吧...？

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嗯...哈...在、在睡着的达令旁边...呼...人家...嗯呜...在做着好不得了的事...♡

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呼...啊啊...越是想着“不可以做”...就越觉得身体有种奇怪的兴奋感...♡

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呃哈啊...啊...唔...达令...达令...呜呜...♡

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因为你睡着了...应该听不见吧...呼...

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嗯...人家啊...对达令...是真的...打心底里...爱着你唷...♡

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哈...嗯啊...已、已经...连我自己都...觉得占有欲强到不正常...

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呼...呃...就是对达令稀饭得不得了嘛～♡

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嗯啊...啊、唔呼...

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在店里和女店员说话的时候...

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我都会吃醋...呼...嗯...

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万一达令有过前女友什么的...啊啊...就算追到天涯海角...

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也要杀了她...♡

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呼...那个我所不知道的达令...是绝～对...不可以存在的哦～♡

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嗯...哈啊...哈啊...哈啊...哈啊...哈啊...♡

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对着睡着的达令...说了各种各样的话呢...♡

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嗯啊...万一他醒着...听到了该怎么办～♡

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哈呃...啊啊...嗯啊...哈啊...♡哈啊、哈啊、哈啊、不、不行了...♡

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这么一想...反而更兴奋了...♡

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哈啊...嗯、呃...嗯嗯...啊哈啊...哈啊...哈啊...呃嗯...♡

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呃呼...哈啊...哈啊...哈啊...哈啊...♡

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 这、这个...如果用达令的手指来玩弄的话...

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会...变成什么样呢...♡

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啊啊...不妙...♡ 光是想象...身体就开始颤抖了...♡

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达令...手指借我一下哦...？

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嗯...呃...

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哦齁齁齁齁齁哦哦哦哦哦哦哦...♡

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这、这个...太不妙了...♡

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哦、嗯、哦、嚯、咕、呼呜...呼...♡

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必、必须...努力...忍住声音才行～♡

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哦呼...被达令的手指...尽～情玩弄着呢～♡

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咕...哈啊...哈啊...哈啊...

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达令...人家的这里...小穴这里啊...

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齁、哦、哦...哦哦...是达令专用的唷...♡

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啊啊...所以...要弄得更～湿漉漉...黏糊糊的才行～♡

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哦、哦、齁哦、齁哦、哦齁、哦、哦齁、哦齁、呃哦...呃哦...♡

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不、不行...这个...太、太刺激了...

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已、已经要去了...要去了呜呜～♡

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哦哦...最喜欢的...舒服的那个要来了呜呜～♡

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齁、齁、哦、哦、哦、哦、哦、哦、哦、齁哦...哦、哦嗯...哦呃...哼嗯...嗯啊...♡

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用达令的手指自慰...这、这个...不行...♡

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哦哦...不行不行不行不行不行啊啊！哈...啊...哈...啊呃！

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这种感觉...最喜欢的感觉！

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又...让小穴...体会到快感了啊啊啊啊～♡

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齁...哦、哦、哦、哦齁齁...哦...哦、呜、呃...哈啊、哈啊、哈啊、呃...嗯咕...♡

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哦...齁齁齁哦哦哦哦哦哦哦～♡

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哈啊...啊呃...咕呃...哈啊...哈啊...哈啊...哈啊...啊...♡

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这、这个...我好喜欢这个...♡

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小穴高潮...真的超级舒服的说～♡

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哈嗯...哈啊...哈啊...哈啊...哈啊...♡

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喀呼...呼...呼...哈啊...哈啊～♡

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哈⁉

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糟、糟了...

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哈啊...不知不觉...就做了过于激烈的亲密接触...

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(天之声)与其说是过于激烈的亲密接触...倒不如说这只是单纯的间接性骚扰...

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呜哇...达令的手指和床上都...

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被我的小穴汁弄得湿漉漉的了...

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搞、搞砸了...

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这、这个样子...毁灭证据好像会很麻烦啊...

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(天之声)然后，到了第二天...

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呐...达令...？

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帮我捏腋窝饭团⁉

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(天之声)单纯的觉得恶心，令你一时语塞

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(天之声)但是，蓝色夏威夷...其实有着明确的意图

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(咕嘿嘿～♡)

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(真是个笨蛋啊！达令！)

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(我现在...是故意在说恶心的话☆)

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(今天...偷袭睡着的你的时候...)

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(就算中途达令真的醒了...)

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(和这个的恶心程度一比～)

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(“只是睡着的时候被偷袭...也没办法了吧～”)

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(“和腋窝饭团比起来...简直好太多了～”)

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(他一定会这么想的！)

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(命名为...靠恶心天平来求原谅大作战！)

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嗯...？

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不要嘛～达令...♡

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不可以...摆出一副恶心到不行的样子...哦☆

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(天之声)恐怕...还没等他(把这两件事)拿上天平...好感度就已经因为别的原因在降低了