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啊~~好累~~

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但好開心！！

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啊，司機，你不能就這樣回房間。

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你耳朵進水了對吧？

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嘻嘻嘻，畢竟一直一起進行乘務——

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應該說，我們作為乘務員和女演員都已經共事那麼久，

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這點事我還是懂的。

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畢竟從小船下來後很熱，

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司機就把頭放到水喉下沖洗，

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然後因為耳朵進水而晃頭。

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但不想被鈴城發現自己遜遜的樣子，所以裝作不在意，

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偷偷地想把水晃出來但又不成功，

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這些我全都知道。

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遜遜的地方有一兩個或者……

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只是有一百……到一萬個左右的話……讓我看見也沒關係啊……

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所以呢，司機。

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把頭放到鈴城的膝蓋吧。

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我幫你弄乾耳朵的水分，順便掏耳朵吧？

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好了，歡迎司機光臨鈴城的膝蓋。

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話說好像自御一夜以來，好久沒這樣做了。

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啊，回想起來當時真的很忙碌呢。

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從鐵路人偶峰會到達這裡的時候。

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連同那次的份一起……仔細地慢慢地弄……

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啊，我想起來了。

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司機在御一夜的軌道錄音的時候也……

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嘻嘻嘻！對吧？耳朵也進過水吧？

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沒錯沒錯沒錯。

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在那之後鈴城有調查過

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耳朵進水的時候怎樣掏耳朵才是最好的。

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然後呢，我發現

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在仲國有往耳朵注水後再掏耳朵的做法。

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據說注水可以連細微的地方都能清潔，

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清潔後把水弄乾，

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這做法會比只掏耳朵更乾淨。

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今天機會難得，來試試吧？司機。

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那麼就來吧。

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耳朵裡面……

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有很多水。

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我用掏耳棒吸吸看喔？

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會不會有水聲？

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雖然鈴城是幫人掏耳的一方，不太懂是什麼感覺……

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不過要是感覺不錯的話我就繼續了。

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耳朵淺處……

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沒有積水……

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話說，感覺——

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最近——

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休假的時候——

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都在掏耳朵呢——

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給司機——

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掏耳朵——

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讓人安心——

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又開心——

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對鈴城來說——

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感覺賺到了——

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但心裡覺得——

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最重要的休假——實在太少了——

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啊……耳朵淺處果然還是有進水。

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感覺掏耳棒前端有點濕。

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不過污垢

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應該也比平常清除得更乾淨……

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隱蔽的地方也用同樣的方法清理吧。

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那麼開始了。這邊也——

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挖挖……

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這是……

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在轉的手指也……

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有點沾濕了……

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司機的耳朵……

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搞不好……

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是那種……

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很容易積水的……

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構造……

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為了避免……

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造成中耳炎……

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在掏耳朵後……

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要好好地……

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弄乾……

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才行……

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淺處就挖到這種程度吧？

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嗯，看來不錯。

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那麼接下來挖深處。

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要是感覺水讓你不舒服，

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請告訴我，

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我會幫你擦乾。

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那我開始了。

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要小心地……

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這個……

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耳朵的污垢……

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變得意外的鬆動……

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稍微碰一下……

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就會掉下去……

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啊……不對……這個……

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就是要弄掉……

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像這樣……

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弄掉……

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利用耳朵的水分……

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弄鬆……

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弄掉……

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啊，掏耳棒已經沾上污垢了。

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看來這個方法沒錯。

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那繼續了。

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摩擦

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弄掉

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摩擦

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弄掉

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摩擦

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弄掉

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我挖

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我挖

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像這樣

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連細微的地方也

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慢慢地，徹底地，

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清理好。

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然後需要紙條。

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先利用紙巾，

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像這樣扭啊扭，

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扭成一條。

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完成後把紙條

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放進耳朵。

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小心地

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小心地

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塞到深處。

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啊，果然如此。

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紙條上也沾了污垢。

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也就是說……嘿嘿嘿！

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在耳朵這個情況下

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再用棉棒擦下的話……

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拜託了~

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棉棒老師~

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大概深入到這裡吧……

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然後

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挖挖

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擦一擦

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擦一擦

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擦一擦

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挖挖

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小心地

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在耳朵淺處

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也用同一種方法……

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擦擦

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挖挖

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擦擦

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挖挖

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喔喔喔！棉棒老師發揮作用了~

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也就是說

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司機的耳朵

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哇~好厲害！

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好乾淨！！！

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或許這是司機史上

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耳朵最乾淨的一次。

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似乎注水清理耳朵效果不錯呢。

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另一邊耳朵也變得想弄弄看了。

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所以司機，

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可以讓我弄下另一邊嗎？

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謝謝。

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那麼鈴城會喊「翻身」

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請配合鈴城把左邊耳朵轉過來喔？

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好了嗎？

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要開始了。

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三、二、一、

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翻~~~身~~~