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不好意思

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有人在嗎

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啊，你好你好

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哎呀！

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完全就是隻狐狸啊

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不好意思啊

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打擾了

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話說~ 外面

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真的好冷啊

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冷到嚇一跳的程度

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是啊是連自己都會嚇一跳的真正的狐狸呢

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不好意思

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看到會說話的狐狸

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肯定是會有反應的吧

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不過能稍微

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聽我說一下嗎

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其實連我自己

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也覺得很驚訝嗎

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原本不是這樣打算的

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反過來說

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既然已經這樣了

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就只能穩穩當當地應對了

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如果能聽我講幾句話

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接下來要煮還是要烤就隨便你處理吧

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嘛反正

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今天可能就是我的死期了

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不用著急

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把這當作我的遺言來聽吧

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 首先，為什麼我會來到這裡呢

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就是為了來買手套的

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 是的，這肯定會讓你很疑惑吧

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畢竟這裡根本沒有賣什麼手套嘛

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沒錯

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雖然是那樣

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不過詳細說明也沒什麼意義

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所以就進入回憶場景吧

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請慢慢地聽我說吧

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媽媽

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好冷喔

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哎呀

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今年的冬天確實很冷呢

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手都凍僵

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動不了了

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媽媽

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幫我一下吧

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 哎呀真是困擾呢

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對了

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你也已經長大了

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 不如去人類的城鎮買副手套怎麼樣

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 欸，但是媽媽

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你不是說人類是很可怕的生物嗎

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去的路上要小心喔

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媽媽？有在聽嗎？

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 不如去人類的城鎮買副手套怎麼樣

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 啊，這該不會是

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在聲優的報酬上省錢了嗎

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 不如去人類的城鎮買副手套怎麼樣

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哇啊，停止停止

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已經夠了啊

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雖然想讓去買手套這件事聽起來自然一點

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沒有其他的台詞了嗎

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轟

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 欸？好可怕

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突然怎麼了

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諺

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媽媽

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志

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 啊，這個

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該不會只是把那些讀起來很長的漢字隨便讀出來吧

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因為聲優是根據字數計價的

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所以就乾脆讓他們讀一些念起來很長的漢字嗎

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胛

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那種漢字根本用不到吧

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因為小氣而讓人搞不懂了啊！

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去的路上要小心喔

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好好

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我要去了

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好累啊

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聲優這行還真是被小看了啊

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總而言之

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我想大家應該都感受到聲優行業的嚴酷

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明明單價不高但是仍然努力工作

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卻遭受這樣的對待

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嘛社團他們那邊

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如果銷量不好的話可能會虧本

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雖然我能理解這樣很辛苦

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 不過，我其實不是想傳達這些啦

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剛才回憶的場景應該已經讓你明白了吧

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在這麼冷的天氣裡，沒有手套的話

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手會凍僵的

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所以我才來到這個城鎮尋找手套

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 啊，當然

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這樣的姿態是不行的

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這點我還是懂的

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所以本來有個「媽媽把一隻手變成人類的手」的橋段

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但因為想省下給聲優的錢，所以被砍掉了

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唉呀~

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 世道真是艱難啊

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真的是

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話題先回來

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那麼你可能會想為什麼我會來一看就知道沒有賣手套的地方

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 我本來打算去J○S○O的3C❍IN❍

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但不知怎麼的

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就走神了

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結果就按了完全無關的門鈴對講機啊

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既然按了對講機，感覺已經太遲了

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而且現在逃走的話

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感覺就像是在惡作劇一樣，讓人覺得不好意思

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我可是狐狸喔

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該怎麼辦？反過來說，要怎麼辦？ 

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就抱著這樣的態度

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走進來了

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從你們那邊來看，這或許是沒辦法的事

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但對我們來說，練習變得徒勞也是很難過的喔

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 啊，因為很可惜

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所以我也回想了練習的場景

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可以請你聽我說一下嗎

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不好意思呢，一而再，再而三的

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媽媽！你聽我說

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果然還是很不安

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來練習吧

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哎呀，確實需要練習呢 

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對吧對吧

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那麼媽媽來當店員

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你來試著當走進店裡的客人吧

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(模仿自動門的聲音)

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歡迎光臨

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 啊，不好意思

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稍等一下

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臉上沾了很多

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綠色的液體

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 全都是綠色的

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啊，是?

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 所以那個

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只能這樣從門縫把手伸進來

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啊我明白了

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要手套對吧

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您在找怎樣的手套呢

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 啊，可以幫我拿最便宜的那副嗎

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我明白了

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那就是330日元喔

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 那麼用kon(con) pay (模仿狐狸叫而自創的支付方式)

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(支付時的音效)

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要在這裡就裝備上去嗎

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欸？ 媽媽

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突然怎麼了

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武器和防具不裝備的話就沒有意義喔

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啊

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這個

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該不會是重複使用了其他委託的音檔吧！

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這絕對重複使用了角色扮演遊戲(RPG)的！

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可是

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最近國王

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嚴厲得像是變了個人

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到底發生了什麼事啊

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不要給出這種莫名其妙的提示啦

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反正肯定是國王和怪物交換身份了吧

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唉呦

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這件事可要保密啊

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保密個頭啊

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都被拿去遊戲外使用了

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完全忽視要遵守規範

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聲優界

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還真是黑暗啊

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總而言之

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聽到這裡應該就能明白了吧

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因為音聲作品沒有畫面

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所以需要具有想像力的內容

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別輕易突破第四面牆會比較好喔

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這些都不重要

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我想說的是

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明明努力練習過，卻都白費了

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這讓我很難過啊

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努力卻得不到回報呢

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人類在努力時有得到回報嗎

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我完全沒有

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從出生到現在

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一直都沒有得到回報

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然而今天終於

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要被人類吃掉了呢

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狐狸意外地很好吃喔

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這樣說著然後被吃掉吧

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假裝很懂地用鹽之類的調味料吃掉

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 欸？狐狸

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還在淋醬汁吃嗎

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被朋友這樣冷嘲熱諷

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啊啊

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真殘酷啊

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不過

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人類感覺很溫柔

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如果說

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如果對這個毫無回報的我

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稍微表示同情的話

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還可以

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放我一馬的話，我會很開心的

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欸

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什麼事

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欸

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這個該不會

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是手套

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真的嗎

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欸

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這不是夢吧

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 欸，人類要

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給我手套

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而且免費

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騙人的吧

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怎麼會

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給我手套

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不對

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這怎麼可能

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我看錯了吧

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還是這是毒手套

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也可能是被詛咒的手套

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我來看看

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這看似是手套......

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是普通的手套

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太棒了

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怎麼看都是手套

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人類

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謝謝你

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呀～幫了大忙

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這樣就能很暖和了

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 欸？

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好像

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音量在慢慢變小呢

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 這個該不會是

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打算用漸弱來收尾吧

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因為不知道怎麼結束，就這樣草率收尾不會太隨便嗎

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這種類型的音聲作品很少有用漸弱來結束的了

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又不是九十年代的J-pop啊

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啊，要結束了

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 音量要

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總覺得

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要找個結尾

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真的非常感謝你的手套～