WEBVTT 1 00:00:08.004 --> 00:00:12.437 你还…真是顽强啊…居然还能动… 2 00:00:13.050 --> 00:00:16.067 嘘,别出声 3 00:00:16.433 --> 00:00:18.379 会吵醒哥哥的 4 00:00:18.952 --> 00:00:23.435 好了,乖乖的,别反抗 5 00:00:23.502 --> 00:00:24.769 不要再动了 6 00:00:25.169 --> 00:00:27.008 不然我下手会偏的 7 00:00:27.596 --> 00:00:30.449 安安静静地被我“清理”吧 8 00:00:47.746 --> 00:00:49.326 真是的 9 00:00:49.703 --> 00:00:54.769 都是因为你大喊大叫,哥哥都被吵醒了 10 00:00:56.771 --> 00:00:59.104 不过看样子,他还半梦半醒 11 00:00:59.667 --> 00:01:02.514 身体好像也动不了呢 12 00:01:03.686 --> 00:01:08.519 嗯,这样应该没关系吧 13 00:01:09.639 --> 00:01:11.689 等我一下哦,哥哥 14 00:01:12.110 --> 00:01:15.827 悠悠正在“清理”的过程中呢 15 00:01:16.489 --> 00:01:22.249 把哥哥心里的顽固污垢一一清理掉 16 00:01:23.559 --> 00:01:25.809 所以,稍等一下哦 17 00:01:30.236 --> 00:01:32.289 那个… 18 00:01:32.855 --> 00:01:37.175 话说回来,你叫什么名字来着? 19 00:01:40.133 --> 00:01:44.676 果然要记住小母猪的名字还真是困难呢 20 00:01:45.630 --> 00:01:52.230 不过无所谓了,反正你注定要被我“清理”干净了 21 00:01:54.019 --> 00:01:59.972 虽然不记得你是哥哥的同班同学,还是班长什么的? 22 00:02:00.432 --> 00:02:08.193 不过你竟敢找借口接近哥哥,真是脏得不得了的小母猪呢 23 00:02:09.440 --> 00:02:17.140 装出一副端庄高冷的样子,一副不关心异性的模样 24 00:02:17.606 --> 00:02:20.659 居然还敢勾引哥哥? 25 00:02:21.539 --> 00:02:23.673 真是令人作呕 26 00:02:25.987 --> 00:02:28.904 喂,小母猪 27 00:02:29.577 --> 00:02:33.810 我不是警告过你很多次了吗? 28 00:02:34.762 --> 00:02:38.393 不要靠近我哥哥 29 00:02:39.111 --> 00:02:43.595 靠近他的话,我就会“清理”你 30 00:02:44.182 --> 00:02:46.492 说了好多次呢 31 00:02:48.127 --> 00:02:51.126 但你为什么还是无视了我的话 32 00:02:51.343 --> 00:02:55.673 要一次又一次地接近哥哥呢? 33 00:02:56.512 --> 00:03:01.556 本来不想对同校的你下手太狠 34 00:03:01.783 --> 00:03:05.819 所以只是反复地警告你而已 35 00:03:06.986 --> 00:03:10.905 可你为什么要浪费我的一片好意呢? 36 00:03:13.369 --> 00:03:17.670 猪就是猪啊,脑子真是不好使呢 37 00:03:18.017 --> 00:03:21.009 毕竟听不懂人类的语言嘛 38 00:03:22.229 --> 00:03:25.296 所以,没办法了嘛 39 00:03:26.456 --> 00:03:30.433 被“清理”是没办法的事了哦 40 00:03:36.487 --> 00:03:38.604 喂,小母猪 41 00:03:39.272 --> 00:03:41.450 你在听我说话吗? 42 00:03:42.286 --> 00:03:43.953 你有在听吗? 43 00:03:44.279 --> 00:03:45.893 听我说话嘛 44 00:03:47.737 --> 00:03:49.653 给我听好了 45 00:03:52.490 --> 00:03:57.274 你为什么要对我哥哥出手? 46 00:03:57.740 --> 00:03:59.138 我已经说了很多遍了 47 00:03:59.372 --> 00:04:02.762 我现在再说一遍 48 00:04:02.953 --> 00:04:06.910 哥哥是属于我的 49 00:04:07.400 --> 00:04:10.750 毕竟我们小时候就约定好了的 50 00:04:11.627 --> 00:04:17.270 等我长大了,哥哥会和我结婚的 51 00:04:18.589 --> 00:04:19.589 所以呢 52 00:04:20.546 --> 00:04:28.416 像你这种小母猪根本没资格插足我们之间哦 53 00:04:30.092 --> 00:04:31.325 但是… 54 00:04:31.500 --> 00:04:35.142 你为什么要接近哥哥呢? 55 00:04:35.809 --> 00:04:38.309 说啊,为什么? 56 00:04:39.634 --> 00:04:41.101 你说啊,为什么? 57 00:04:41.743 --> 00:04:44.043 为什么?到底为什么? 58 00:04:44.043 --> 00:04:46.210 说啊,你说啊,你说啊 59 00:04:46.359 --> 00:04:52.346 你说啊你说啊你说啊你说啊你说啊你说啊你说啊你说啊你说啊 60 00:04:55.770 --> 00:04:58.834 好恶心好恶心好恶心好恶心 61 00:04:58.910 --> 00:05:03.567 哥哥和你这种母猪呼吸同样的空气真让人恶心 62 00:05:03.567 --> 00:05:07.213 哥哥把你这种母猪纳入视线真让人恶心 63 00:05:07.213 --> 00:05:11.200 哥哥被你这种母猪随意触碰真让人恶心 64 00:05:11.200 --> 00:05:15.232 哥哥吃你这种母猪做的饭真让人恶心 65 00:05:15.232 --> 00:05:18.779 哥哥与你这种母猪说话真让人恶心 66 00:05:18.796 --> 00:05:23.023 哥哥沾染上你这种母猪的气息真让人恶心 67 00:05:23.100 --> 00:05:32.563 恶心死了恶心死了恶心死了恶心死了恶心死了恶心死了恶心死了恶心死了恶心死了恶心死了恶心死了恶心死了恶心死了 68 00:05:40.067 --> 00:05:41.293 我说啊… 69 00:05:41.536 --> 00:05:44.072 脏兮兮的小母猪 70 00:05:44.393 --> 00:05:50.660 你现在知道我是怎么看你的了吧 71 00:05:52.290 --> 00:05:53.440 哎呀呀? 72 00:05:53.823 --> 00:05:55.462 真奇怪呢 73 00:05:55.870 --> 00:06:00.820 你的眼神里完全没有反省的意思呢 74 00:06:01.413 --> 00:06:08.059 为什么你还要这样瞪着我呢? 75 00:06:08.460 --> 00:06:11.989 明明是你把哥哥从我身边抢走的 76 00:06:12.093 --> 00:06:14.613 你怎么还好意思摆出这副表情啊 77 00:06:16.492 --> 00:06:18.555 明明是你们的错 78 00:06:19.230 --> 00:06:24.296 明明都是因为你们,哥哥才被玷污了 79 00:06:24.853 --> 00:06:27.755 怎么还好意思摆出这副表情啊 80 00:06:28.049 --> 00:06:30.916 悠悠真是完全不理解呢 81 00:06:32.520 --> 00:06:37.387 哥哥升学后离开我之前啊 82 00:06:37.959 --> 00:06:42.630 他可是非常温柔、优秀的哥哥呢 83 00:06:44.090 --> 00:06:49.189 他会教我学习,陪我玩 84 00:06:49.893 --> 00:06:52.041 还老是抚摸我 85 00:06:52.382 --> 00:06:53.960 抱我睡觉 86 00:06:54.143 --> 00:06:55.823 和我一起洗澡 87 00:06:56.403 --> 00:06:58.557 甚至会亲我的脸蛋 88 00:06:58.853 --> 00:07:02.003 还会经常摸摸我的头 89 00:07:02.366 --> 00:07:05.509 是个特别宠爱妹妹的哥哥 90 00:07:06.380 --> 00:07:12.513 可是,他进了这所学校,离开了悠悠之后 91 00:07:13.336 --> 00:07:20.023 在悠悠不知道的时候,被你们这些猪给弄脏了,变得奇怪了 92 00:07:21.869 --> 00:07:27.367 都是你们这些猪把哥哥给玷污了,让哥哥变得奇怪了 93 00:07:28.590 --> 00:07:31.856 不过现在,多亏了我的“清理” 94 00:07:32.010 --> 00:07:36.092 哥哥终于开始慢慢变回原来的纯洁的样子了 95 00:07:37.375 --> 00:07:47.176 可是你们这些猪一个接一个地接近他,让他又变脏了 96 00:07:49.380 --> 00:07:51.227 都是你的错哦 97 00:07:52.270 --> 00:07:56.336 但是,你怎么还好意思摆出这副表情啊 98 00:08:00.279 --> 00:08:01.446 果然… 99 00:08:01.757 --> 00:08:05.910 小母猪还真是无药可救的小母猪呢 100 00:08:07.629 --> 00:08:08.629 那么… 101 00:08:08.809 --> 00:08:09.809 果然… 102 00:08:10.180 --> 00:08:12.769 小母猪注定要被“清理”呢 103 00:08:14.602 --> 00:08:20.234 诶?你问我接下来会对你做什么? 104 00:08:23.079 --> 00:08:25.142 我不是已经说过了吗? 105 00:08:25.854 --> 00:08:30.437 要“清理”哦 106 00:08:31.897 --> 00:08:34.230 拜拜,小母猪 107 00:08:40.099 --> 00:08:43.049 哥哥,你醒了吗? 108 00:08:45.200 --> 00:08:48.212 对不起,没能早点拯救你 109 00:08:48.513 --> 00:08:51.116 但哥哥不用担心哦 110 00:08:51.570 --> 00:08:55.153 哥哥身边还有悠悠哦 111 00:08:57.119 --> 00:09:00.486 所以,快醒来吧,哥哥 112 00:09:00.547 --> 00:09:02.603 哥哥,哥哥 113 00:09:02.859 --> 00:09:06.726 真是的,快起来啦 114 00:09:10.330 --> 00:09:14.113 真是的,哥哥,快起来啦 115 00:09:15.045 --> 00:09:18.930 啊,终于醒了啊,哥哥 116 00:09:19.782 --> 00:09:23.032 真是的,居然在沙发上打盹 117 00:09:23.123 --> 00:09:24.123 像个小孩一样 118 00:09:25.292 --> 00:09:28.492 咦,哥哥怎么了? 119 00:09:28.902 --> 00:09:30.319 脸色好差啊 120 00:09:31.686 --> 00:09:35.000 诶?做噩梦了? 121 00:09:35.489 --> 00:09:37.130 特别恐怖的噩梦 122 00:09:39.583 --> 00:09:40.633 这样啊 123 00:09:41.710 --> 00:09:44.293 不过啊,幸好只是梦 124 00:09:45.073 --> 00:09:47.173 毕竟,是做梦的话 125 00:09:47.173 --> 00:09:49.482 就说明不是真实发生的事情嘛 126 00:09:50.580 --> 00:09:53.479 啊,晚餐已经做好了 127 00:09:53.590 --> 00:09:55.747 快趁热吃吧 128 00:09:58.186 --> 00:10:02.029 我袖子上沾着什么?红色的? 129 00:10:05.409 --> 00:10:09.209 啊,肯定是沾到番茄酱了啦 130 00:10:09.520 --> 00:10:13.797 应该是悠悠做特制酱汁的时候不小心沾上的 131 00:10:14.223 --> 00:10:15.851 啊,还有啊 132 00:10:16.099 --> 00:10:18.730 今天做菜的稍微有点翻车了 133 00:10:19.020 --> 00:10:21.739 把灶台弄脏了 134 00:10:22.507 --> 00:10:26.106 所以,等一下得好好清理一下呢 135 00:10:27.627 --> 00:10:30.176 诶?今天的晚餐? 136 00:10:31.030 --> 00:10:34.017 嗯,今天的晚餐 137 00:10:34.386 --> 00:10:38.539 是哥哥也很喜欢的,青椒酿肉哦