WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.590 --> 00:00:03.293 早上好,哥哥 2 00:00:03.519 --> 00:00:04.807 是悠悠哦~ 3 00:00:05.682 --> 00:00:09.082 哥哥真是个小懒虫 4 00:00:09.516 --> 00:00:11.969 你看,已经到中午啦 5 00:00:13.602 --> 00:00:14.979 真是的 6 00:00:14.979 --> 00:00:17.139 就算今天是休息日 7 00:00:17.180 --> 00:00:19.302 哥哥也睡得太久了啦~ 8 00:00:20.960 --> 00:00:21.960 诶? 9 00:00:22.110 --> 00:00:23.110 怎么了? 10 00:00:23.409 --> 00:00:26.386 突然认真地盯着悠悠的脸看 11 00:00:26.700 --> 00:00:28.103 搞得我有点害羞了呢 12 00:00:30.493 --> 00:00:31.560 难道说 13 00:00:31.719 --> 00:00:33.633 想要许久未见的妹妹 14 00:00:33.729 --> 00:00:36.330 给哥哥一个早安之吻吗? 15 00:00:37.029 --> 00:00:41.462 哥哥真是的,还是那么喜欢撒娇 16 00:00:43.033 --> 00:00:44.033 诶? 17 00:00:44.253 --> 00:00:46.899 为什么悠悠会在这里? 18 00:00:48.200 --> 00:00:53.173 诶~哥哥还没看爸妈发的邮件吗? 19 00:00:53.909 --> 00:00:57.742 悠悠考上了跟哥哥同一所学校 20 00:00:58.549 --> 00:01:01.949 从明年开始,悠悠就和哥哥一起上学啦 21 00:01:02.573 --> 00:01:06.606 所以呢,今天起我就要和哥哥一起住了 22 00:01:07.331 --> 00:01:11.518 你看,我还拿到了妈妈给的这所房子的钥匙呢 23 00:01:12.485 --> 00:01:16.403 租两个人的公寓太贵了 24 00:01:16.614 --> 00:01:20.423 而且女孩子一个人住也不安全 25 00:01:22.603 --> 00:01:25.974 好久没和哥哥一起生活了 26 00:01:26.180 --> 00:01:29.913 以后我们就一直在一起了哦,哥哥~ 27 00:01:31.559 --> 00:01:38.629 当时哥哥去了远方的学校,悠悠就一直很寂寞呢 28 00:01:39.624 --> 00:01:43.457 所以,能够再次和哥哥在一起 29 00:01:43.603 --> 00:01:45.629 悠悠真的很开心 30 00:01:47.393 --> 00:01:49.710 诶?哥哥 31 00:01:50.260 --> 00:01:52.502 为什么看上去有点不高兴呢 32 00:01:53.947 --> 00:01:57.110 如果最喜欢的哥哥露出这种表情 33 00:01:57.329 --> 00:02:00.703 悠悠会很伤心的哦 34 00:02:01.792 --> 00:02:07.308 难道哥哥不喜欢和悠悠在一起吗 35 00:02:08.443 --> 00:02:10.005 “没有啦 36 00:02:10.366 --> 00:02:12.856 和妹妹在一起很开心”? 37 00:02:13.589 --> 00:02:15.576 太好了 38 00:02:15.643 --> 00:02:20.062 听哥哥这么说,悠悠也超级开心呢~ 39 00:02:22.089 --> 00:02:28.489 从今天起,悠悠会好好照顾哥哥的 40 00:02:29.246 --> 00:02:32.946 啊,对了,哥哥肚子饿了吧 41 00:02:33.317 --> 00:02:37.534 悠悠给哥哥做了汉堡肉吃哦 42 00:02:38.026 --> 00:02:41.117 悠悠特制的手工汉堡肉哦 43 00:02:42.160 --> 00:02:45.522 好久没两个人一起吃饭了呢,哥哥~ 44 00:02:49.735 --> 00:02:52.385 哥哥胃口真好 45 00:02:52.449 --> 00:02:54.227 果然正是长身体的时候~ 46 00:02:55.119 --> 00:02:57.669 悠悠的特制手工汉堡肉 47 00:02:58.096 --> 00:03:00.702 要大口大口地吃哦~ 48 00:03:04.490 --> 00:03:06.422 多谢款待~ 49 00:03:07.750 --> 00:03:10.503 怎么样呢,哥哥 50 00:03:11.139 --> 00:03:14.372 悠悠的手工汉堡肉,好吃吗? 51 00:03:16.703 --> 00:03:17.803 太好了~ 52 00:03:18.259 --> 00:03:21.646 哥哥喜欢我做的饭,我真的好开心 53 00:03:22.571 --> 00:03:26.381 也要感谢那些为了我们做出牺牲的猪猪哦~ 54 00:03:27.547 --> 00:03:28.547 而且啊… 55 00:03:28.730 --> 00:03:30.714 这次的汉堡肉呢 56 00:03:30.856 --> 00:03:33.259 我对肉质特别讲究哦 57 00:03:33.402 --> 00:03:35.333 而且制作过程 58 00:03:35.419 --> 00:03:38.400 我甚至还亲手挑战了从绞肉的步骤开始做呢~ 59 00:03:39.099 --> 00:03:41.622 而且用了母猪的肉 60 00:03:41.886 --> 00:03:43.999 特别嫩哦~ 61 00:03:46.182 --> 00:03:49.915 哥哥好久没吃到这种饭菜了吧? 62 00:03:50.729 --> 00:03:56.336 平时你就老是吃泡面、便当或者在外面吃之类的嘛 63 00:03:57.587 --> 00:03:58.587 诶? 64 00:03:58.820 --> 00:04:01.487 为什么我会知道? 65 00:04:03.720 --> 00:04:07.913 只要看垃圾桶就知道了呀 66 00:04:08.470 --> 00:04:12.329 全是泡面盒子和便利店便当的包装 67 00:04:12.869 --> 00:04:14.847 还有餐馆的小票 68 00:04:15.910 --> 00:04:18.877 哥哥根本不做饭,对吧? 69 00:04:19.332 --> 00:04:22.699 这样可不行哦,蔬菜也要吃的 70 00:04:24.660 --> 00:04:26.206 不过没关系 71 00:04:26.487 --> 00:04:34.063 从今天起,悠悠每天都会给你做美味又营养的饭菜哦 72 00:04:35.380 --> 00:04:37.126 哥哥真是的 73 00:04:37.159 --> 00:04:40.452 不要刚吃完饭就看手机啦 74 00:04:40.660 --> 00:04:43.770 现在悠悠还在和哥哥聊天呢 75 00:04:44.947 --> 00:04:47.363 诶?你要出门? 76 00:04:47.894 --> 00:04:50.193 今天有事? 77 00:04:51.326 --> 00:04:57.960 哥哥还有比起陪久违的妹妹还更重要的事吗? 78 00:04:58.893 --> 00:05:01.976 悠悠有点伤心呢 79 00:05:03.803 --> 00:05:06.403 算了,也没办法 80 00:05:06.579 --> 00:05:09.603 毕竟是悠悠突然打扰你了嘛 81 00:05:10.100 --> 00:05:11.483 啊,哥哥 82 00:05:11.713 --> 00:05:14.352 晚上吃猪肉料理可以吗? 83 00:05:14.726 --> 00:05:17.845 比如青椒酿肉啊,炸肉饼什么的 84 00:05:19.434 --> 00:05:22.363 什么?不用做你的晚饭了? 85 00:05:22.853 --> 00:05:24.416 你在外面吃? 86 00:05:27.230 --> 00:05:28.580 这样啊… 87 00:05:28.999 --> 00:05:31.366 但我姑且还是做一份吧 88 00:05:31.809 --> 00:05:34.712 今天不吃的话明天也可以吃嘛 89 00:05:35.606 --> 00:05:37.290 啊,还有 90 00:05:37.290 --> 00:05:39.922 清理工作也交给悠悠吧 91 00:05:40.192 --> 00:05:43.476 因为照顾哥哥是妹妹的职责嘛 92 00:05:44.140 --> 00:05:46.623 那哥哥,路上小心哦 93 00:05:55.792 --> 00:05:59.109 哥哥,悠悠可是知道的哦 94 00:06:00.160 --> 00:06:07.560 哥哥今天要跟SNS上认识的女孩子去约会,对吧? 95 00:06:08.967 --> 00:06:13.217 悠悠可是知道哥哥的所有事情哦 96 00:06:14.753 --> 00:06:20.520 因为我已经黑进了哥哥的手机数据 97 00:06:20.899 --> 00:06:24.530 找到了你那个瞒着家里人偷偷开的SNS账号 98 00:06:24.646 --> 00:06:26.936 我每天都有检查呢 99 00:06:27.709 --> 00:06:31.309 所以,虽然我们相隔很远 100 00:06:31.412 --> 00:06:35.135 但悠悠还是知道哥哥的一切 101 00:06:35.589 --> 00:06:39.906 哥哥的所有事情我都知道哦 102 00:06:40.506 --> 00:06:42.284 所有事情… 103 00:06:43.339 --> 00:06:46.772 悠悠真的好伤心哦 104 00:06:48.160 --> 00:06:51.512 只是隔了一小段时间没在一起而已 105 00:06:51.809 --> 00:06:56.403 哥哥居然就喜欢上了其他女生什么的… 106 00:06:57.187 --> 00:07:02.004 哥哥,难道你忘记了我们的约定了吗? 107 00:07:02.967 --> 00:07:08.017 悠悠小时候说过,长大了要跟哥哥结婚 108 00:07:08.833 --> 00:07:13.449 哥哥你也说过要跟悠悠结婚的,对吧? 109 00:07:13.982 --> 00:07:16.632 但是,为什么? 110 00:07:16.976 --> 00:07:22.724 为什么哥哥会去找别的女生,而不是悠悠? 111 00:07:23.369 --> 00:07:29.936 为什么要犯下想跟那头母猪交往的这么大错误呢? 112 00:07:31.709 --> 00:07:37.509 悠悠只要一想到哥哥跟那种母猪在一起 113 00:07:37.709 --> 00:07:40.833 脑子就像被搅拌机搅碎了一样 114 00:07:40.916 --> 00:07:44.243 脑子里一团乱麻,快要沸腾了 115 00:07:44.893 --> 00:07:52.813 想到我心爱的哥哥要被那种肮脏的母猪的呼吸污染 116 00:07:52.929 --> 00:07:55.402 我就觉得恶心得要命 117 00:07:56.519 --> 00:08:00.202 所以,悠悠今天特地来找哥哥了 118 00:08:01.106 --> 00:08:06.606 结果,哥哥却选择了她,而不是我 119 00:08:07.072 --> 00:08:10.522 悠悠真的好难过呢 120 00:08:12.104 --> 00:08:16.554 不过呢,悠悠明白的 121 00:08:17.390 --> 00:08:19.840 错的并不是哥哥 122 00:08:20.853 --> 00:08:27.520 真正错的是那头迷惑哥哥的卑鄙的母猪 123 00:08:28.329 --> 00:08:30.717 一定是趁悠悠不知道的时候 124 00:08:30.977 --> 00:08:34.599 那女人把哥哥的心玷污了 125 00:08:35.999 --> 00:08:39.682 被那种肮脏的母猪玷污了心 126 00:08:39.995 --> 00:08:41.905 哥哥真是可怜 127 00:08:43.173 --> 00:08:44.173 真是的 128 00:08:44.510 --> 00:08:46.997 母猪,最恶心了 129 00:08:47.950 --> 00:08:51.117 不过,哥哥你放心好了 130 00:08:52.042 --> 00:08:56.412 那个女人,已经再也见不到你了 131 00:08:57.204 --> 00:09:02.087 因为那女人是玷污了哥哥的心的母猪 132 00:09:03.106 --> 00:09:04.942 实在太脏了 133 00:09:05.109 --> 00:09:07.767 所以悠悠已经把她"清理"掉了 134 00:09:08.190 --> 00:09:12.519 哥哥和那个母猪应该是通过手机认识的吧? 135 00:09:12.919 --> 00:09:17.436 不过,那头母猪已经再也拿不起手机了哦 136 00:09:18.729 --> 00:09:22.662 所以,哥哥,你会很快回到家 137 00:09:22.830 --> 00:09:25.807 和悠悠一起生活的 138 00:09:29.150 --> 00:09:32.307 被母猪玷污的哥哥的心 139 00:09:32.780 --> 00:09:36.517 悠悠会用那头母猪的肉给哥哥做美味的料理 140 00:09:36.809 --> 00:09:39.176 来彻底清理干净的 141 00:09:40.936 --> 00:09:45.364 把美味的母猪肉绞成肉馅 142 00:09:45.780 --> 00:09:49.390 再加上悠悠的体液混合成的猪肉料理 143 00:09:49.707 --> 00:09:53.066 以后哥哥每天都会吃到很多很多呢 144 00:09:53.656 --> 00:09:55.389 啊,对了 145 00:09:55.760 --> 00:09:58.166 现在可不是发呆的时候 146 00:09:58.689 --> 00:10:02.056 我得去把那头母猪的肉切下来 147 00:10:02.130 --> 00:10:04.026 绞成肉馅呢 148 00:10:05.059 --> 00:10:07.866 肉还是要新鲜的才好吃嘛 149 00:10:08.597 --> 00:10:11.664 不过,真正的清理才刚刚开始哦 150 00:10:12.239 --> 00:10:15.379 所有玷污哥哥的肮脏的人 151 00:10:15.679 --> 00:10:18.809 悠悠都会一一清理干净的 152 00:10:19.299 --> 00:10:23.314 照顾哥哥是妹妹的职责 153 00:10:23.609 --> 00:10:26.627 所有玷污哥哥的脏东西 154 00:10:27.076 --> 00:10:29.840 得全部清理干净呢