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...啊 晚上好

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...是的

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这段时间 白天太热了

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我就等晚上凉快下来 再去遛狗

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啊...乖

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...我知道的 先进去吧

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回来了哈

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给文太擦擦脚

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...噢

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它就盼着遛完回来吃零食呢

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 所以每次回到家 都是那样

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...对

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我家狗狗 很可爱的

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...这么羡慕的话

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买一只不就好了？

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猫狗都行

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这样就不用一个人待着了

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也不会孤单了

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......

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嗯？...啊

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说起来...

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你家...

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已经结婚...两年了是吧

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小孩呢？

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还不打算生吗？

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啊...不是

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...对不起

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这么问...太没礼貌了是吧

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...请当我没说

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这话可能不该我来说

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这是...什么意思？

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“老公的父母问太多次了 习惯了”

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这种事...找老公商量也很正常吧

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......这样的吗？

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也就是说...

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你们...经常做...是吗？

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...可是

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不就是一回事吗

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你说...总是怀不上...

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好像有什么方法来着

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...计算排卵期之类的？

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...不过

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都说这要看天意

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我觉得不用太在意

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 ...好 好了

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这个话题就到这吧

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...不说这个了吧

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抱歉...问这种事情

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......

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......

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...为什么要笑？

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“好孩子”...

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我说...

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麻烦不要再叫我小凉了好吗？ 

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之前我就很在意

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感觉像被当成小孩一样

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我觉得不太舒服

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...我父母那是没办法

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毕竟从小就这么叫了

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何况还是父母

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但是 你不一样吧

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可以的话...

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我希望...

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你能叫我的名字

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叫我...凉真

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...知道了

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既然这样

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那我以后就叫你阿姨

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谁让你把我当小孩

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我只是以其人之道还治其人之身

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对我来说

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只要结了婚

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就算才二十多岁 也可以叫阿姨

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...不过

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我们确实...差了还不到十岁

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要是你...

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允许我叫你的名字的话

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那我也可以...

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不叫你阿姨

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...我知道的

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只是想说说看而已

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...那先这样

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我要回去了

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...你也是

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还是快点进去吧

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好的 晚安

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快...不行了

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...对不起

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你还没高潮吧？

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我用手指来吧？

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哦...这样啊

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弄太多的话精子会流出来啊

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...那好吧

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你在干什么？

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你可真有意思

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的确 把腿抬起来的话

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可能就会流到深处

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可一直这样不会累吗？

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好啦好啦

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放下来吧

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到被窝里来

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没事的 不用担心

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肯定早晚有一天

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小孩会降临到我们身边的

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怎么了吗？

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噢...

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检查啊...

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但是工作日要上班

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而且最近很忙

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没什么时间去医院啊

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而且精液检查

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感觉有点...

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要在医院采样提交 我有点接受不了...

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到时候再说吧

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没事的没事的

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我已经和父母说过了

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他们要是再说的话 别理就好了

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...我睡了

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晚安...