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久等了...那么就从这边耳朵开始吧

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那个...

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诶...意外很干净啊

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这么干净的话...也没必要掏了吧？

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诶...还得做吗？真没办法

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知道了，我会做的

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耳垢...耳垢...

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啊...找到了找到了

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嘿咻...

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还差一点...

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挖啊...挖...

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挖啊...挖...

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挖啊...挖...

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挖啊...挖...

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好，掏掉一个了

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原来如此...

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没事，只是觉得就算一眼看过去很干净...

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也意外会有耳垢呢

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你想啊，人类的耳道形状各不相同吧？

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所以也有些不好好观察就发现不了的事

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那么...我就继续掏了哦

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仔细地观察...

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哦，发现了

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锁定目标...

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掏啊...掏啊...

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掏啊...掏啊...

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好，掏掉了

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我说不定其实有掏耳的天赋呢

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毕竟从一眼看过去没有耳垢的耳朵里掏了这么多出来哦？

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这说明我的才能已经开花结果了吧？

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有什么嘛，就当成是这样嘛

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为了让你之后长期雇佣我，也得找些擅长的事才行

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对，我的欠款...

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还挺多呢

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啊...我知道你肯定会想这年纪借什么钱，但我不能说

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没错...就算你是我的主人...也不能说

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啊，只提一点...

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原因完全是我自己蠢...对

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所以...也不好意思说...

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和主人也没什么关系...对吧？

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那就别再追究下去了

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ok，你这么明事理真是太好了

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既然如此...还是集中注意力掏耳吧

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好...差不多行了吧

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接下来就用掏耳棒另一端的毛球把细小的耳垢也清理掉吧

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擦啊擦啊...

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擦啊擦啊...

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擦啊擦啊...

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嗯，弄干净了

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那接下来换另一边耳朵，转个身吧

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好...这边也要掏了哦？

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嘿...果然这边也不怎么脏呢

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这个...

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耳垢有倒是有...

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我找找...

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挖啊...挖...

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挖啊...挖...

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挖啊...挖...

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挖啊...挖...

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掏啊...掏啊...

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掏啊...掏啊...

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说起来...我有件事想问

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明明是同班同学却叫“主人”，实在不习惯...

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所以...不能用“你”来称呼吗？

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诶...不行啊

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不能让步啊...

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都说到这步了，叫你主人也没什么...

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到现在我还是觉得很有违和感...

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主人还雇佣了其他女仆，说不定习惯了...

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但正常生活中可不会用“主人”这种称呼哦

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干嘛一脸震惊啊

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仔细想想啊，这么大的宅子，还有女仆...

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这种东西...我以前只在漫画和动画里见过

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对吧？所以说...

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一开始看到有人招聘女仆时，我还怀疑自己看错了

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想着“喂喂，真的假的？”

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之后看到这座大宅子，又吃了一惊

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然后第三次震惊...

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没想到雇主是同班同学...

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居然会有这种巧合...

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诶？主人也很吃惊？为什么？

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啊...确实

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毕竟雇了女仆，结果是同班同学出现在面前

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会吃惊也没办法

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而且刚才被胸抵住...现在还在掏耳

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明明在班上都没怎么说过话...

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在这层面来说...

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被雇佣也许是个好机会？

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因为...我能得到高收入

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主人能像这样从同班同学那得到治愈

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这对双方都值得开心...对吧？

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啊...不过严格来说...

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我是欠债人...而主人是有钱人

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这么想的话，看法又会改变呢...

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啊，不过请放心，我不会说什么“让你替我还债”之类的话的

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对，我自己犯的蠢，得自己负起责任才行

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哈？正经？你说我吗？

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那个啊...我一直都很正经的

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呜哇...“意外”是什么意思啊？

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难道你以为辣妹就是随随便便过日子的吗？

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主人啊...你刚才的发言，烂透了

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对，我说烂透了

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诶...被人骂烂透了会开心...好恶心...

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你继续这种态度的话，我明天起说不定就不会来了...

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说说玩而已，我不可能那么做的

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我不是随便过活的人

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是认真觉得自己必须还债的

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所以会认真工作的，仅此而已

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嘛，话虽如此，老是谈这种严肃的话题也太肉麻了

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这个话题就到此为止吧

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那么...这边也用毛球擦一擦吧

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擦啊...擦啊...

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擦啊...擦啊...

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擦啊...擦啊...

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好，完事了

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如何？我的掏耳舒服吧？

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这样啊，那又想做了随时可以说哦

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嗯，我想做的时候就会给你做的

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哈？我才没“娇”呢，不对，我啥时候“傲”过啊？

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对吧？有“傲”的“娇”，才是傲娇吧？

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说到底我也不是傲娇

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啊...刚才说的“恶心”可不是在“傲”，是真心的

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没错，真心的

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哇...又高兴起来了

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虽说是高薪工作...但我很担心今后啊...

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问我为什么...

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那个...你在逗我玩吗？

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干嘛摆出装糊涂的表情啊？

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就是因为主人这样我才这么说的

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算了...

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之后该怎么做？

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这还是第一天工作，得给我下一个指示...

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哈？暂时先保持这样？

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倒也行...

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这么喜欢我的大腿啊...

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舒服得受不了？哈...

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恶心...