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唔...唔

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...啊

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今天也来了啊

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总是要去上学，辛苦你了

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嗯

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什么？

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大白天的就无所事事地发懒？

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没什么不好的吧

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这是我自己的人生嘛

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所以我想怎么做就怎么做呀

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从白天就开始无所事事地发懒

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吃口薯片

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喝口可乐，看看漫画

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如果能有什么能比这些更让人感到幸福的事的话

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希望你能告诉我呀，真的是

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呐...

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...学校？

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哈啊...

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又是这个话题啊？

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我说啊，就算你是我的青梅竹马

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不管你说什么，我都还是不会去学校上学的哦

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毕竟，去那种地方有什么意义啊？

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虽说姑且是有入学

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但水平还是太低了实在是不行啊

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你也明白的吧？

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我是个真正的天才这回事

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不管是什么东西都能马上理解的嘛

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所以根本就没有必要去学校读书啦

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所谓的学校，不就是用来学习知识的地方么？

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为什么要特地过去学那些已经懂了的东西呢？

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如果你给得出令人信服的解释的话，我倒是乐意听听看

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来，说吧

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为了将来？

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哈啊...

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笨~~蛋

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你的脑袋还是老样子的不好使啊

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说到底在那所谓的“学校”里到底能学到什么啊？嗯？

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我啊，已经靠炒股赚到很多钱了

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所以根本就不用去操心自己的未来了啊

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就算不去找工作，也能游手好闲地玩一辈子了

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OK，这个就被驳倒啦

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...还有啊？

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不管有多少都尽管来吧

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就凭你那贫瘠的脑袋，难道还奈何得了我不成...

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...嗯，啊

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哈啊？！

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整天都这样懒懒散散的话会变胖的？

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什...呃...哈？

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才没有变胖呢！好 驳倒了

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...体重？

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最近我都没上过体重秤所以不太清楚啦~

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在亲自站上体重秤之前都是没办法确定到底有没有长胖的啊

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这个就跟薛定谔的猫一样啦

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啊~你这样无知的人好像没听说过这个呀？

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嘻嘻嘻~

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失礼失礼~

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...啊？！

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喂...别捏我的肚子呀...！

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你就不懂什么叫体贴吗！？

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真的是...

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怎么像我这样的天才的青梅竹马偏偏是个像你这样无可救药的家伙啊...

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...嘛算了

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我决定要再去睡个回笼觉了

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你今天就先回去吧

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不管你怎么说，我都是不会去上学的哦

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如果无论如何都想要说服我的话

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明天你再过来这里不就行了么？

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那就再见了

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嗯...

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嗯...？

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怎么了？

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一副还有什么话要说的表情呢

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唔...

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...哈哈？

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难不成...

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是想和我一起睡觉么？

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啊哈哈，别生气嘛

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开个玩笑而已啦

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不，也说不上是玩笑吧

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你，最近都睡得不怎么好对吧？

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我怎么知道的？

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这我当然知道呀

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因为你的黑眼圈一天比一天深了嘛

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不过理由倒还不清楚就是了

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虽然我觉得应该不是因为担心我才这样的...

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...来

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过来吧

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在这里稍微睡上一会也没关系的哦

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有什么不好嘛，毕竟你一直都有在努力着嘛

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去学校那样的无聊透顶的地方...

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真像个笨蛋一样呀...

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...偶尔休息一下也好啊

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放心吧

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等时间差不多了我会把你叫醒的...！（把你拖进被窝）

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欸嘿嘿~

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把你拉进被窝里来了呢~

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呐

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快把被子盖好吧？

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很冷的啦~

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ok

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那...

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靠的再近一些吧...

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抱~

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哈啊...嗯...

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嗯...

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哈...

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果然你...

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作为抱枕真是无可挑剔啊...

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正如天才的我所预料的那样...

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嗯...

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...怎么了？

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脸都红了...

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难道说...

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是心动了么？

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明明就只是被我这样的家里蹲贴近了？

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呐~

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转过来这边~

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嗯...

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哼...哼哼~

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以很不得了的气势又转了过去呢

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啊...啊

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呃...啊，真是...

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别在这么挤的地方闹别扭呀

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看到你那毫无防备的耳朵，自然而然地就像恶作剧一下啦

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欸...

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嘿...

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那么...

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对你这闹腾个不停的抱枕...

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是不是把脚捆住比较好呢？

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诶...

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嗯...

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...很好

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哼哼...

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这下就动不了了吧

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晚安~

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嗯...

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...哈？

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这样下去根本就睡不着？

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嘛...

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难道是因为大腿的接触

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而更加感到心跳不已了？

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这种事我才不管呢

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...如果要埋怨的话

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就去埋怨那个会对我产生低俗情感的

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可悲，而又肤浅的大脑吧？

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嘿嘿

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嗯？

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呃...

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怎么你先睡着了啊...

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真的是...

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你还真是，总能超出我这天才的想象啊...

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唔...

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唉唉...流口水流到衬衫领口都全湿透了...

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...嘛

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这也就说明是有多么信任我了吧

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虽说作为女性稍微有些受不了...

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嘿嘿...

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但就看在你那傻乎乎的脸的份上放你一马吧

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如果这样的生活持续下去的话...

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我...肯定会把你紧紧拴住的...

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老好人的你，肯定不会对我置之不理的

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没空跟朋友出去玩

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也没有时间去跟女生约会

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把全部的时间...

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都花在了我的身上...

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就这样...

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你就一直...

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只看着我就可以了

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只想着我就可以了...

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等到注意到的时候...

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对...

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你呀...

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不管是身体还是心灵，都已经彻底是属于我的东西了哦

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这可没法一口气就完成

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得慢慢地...

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深深地...深深地...

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直到你再也没法从我手心里逃走为止...

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我都会一直这么做下去的哦...

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不过话又说回来

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你为什么就非得要让我去学校上学呢？

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明明我的人生什么的，和你也没有什么关系呀

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...嘛

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不管怎么说，我都是没有去上学的打算的

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...嗯，啊

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唉呀...

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手机都从口袋里掉出来了

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诶...而且SNS也一直开着啊...

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真的是...

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你这危机管理能力真...

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嗯...啊？

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这个账号是...？

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是我没见过的账号啊

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难不成...

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是里号...?

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啊...

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难、难道说...

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是在我不知道的地方...偷偷跟别的女生亲亲热热吗...？？？

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呃...啊...

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呃呃...虽然很抱歉，但我必须得检查一下啊...

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说到底你就不该瞒着我的...

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呃...

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啊...呃...

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我看看...

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最新的推文是在...

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呃...今天中午发的吗

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看看写的什么...

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“在学校里都见不到青梅竹马，好寂寞啊”...？

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...诶？

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什...

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啊...哈...

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欸嘿嘿...

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真...

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真拿你没办法呀~~

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既然你都这么说了？嘛稍微去上个学也不是不行？

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嘛虽然对我来说是没有必要去的地方啦

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嘛，但我毕竟是个天才嘛

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总得帮忙实现一个两个青梅竹马的愿望的吧？

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真的是~

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真是个麻烦得要死的家伙啊你~

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欸嘿嘿...哼哼~

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啊...

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...啊嘞？

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难道说...我超好搞定的...？

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呃...嗯...

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不不不，不对，我单纯是想解决一下运动不足的问题而已！

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好 驳倒了！

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呃...

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自己把自己驳倒了是怎么个事啊...

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不过话说...

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我好像根本就不用去束缚你啊...

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嘛...毕竟好像已经陷进去了...？

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啊...

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...嘛，这也是理所当然的，毕竟我可是天才嘛

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嗯

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呃...

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...再多看看吧？

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呃...啊

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这篇是...昨天发的么

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我要认真学习...进个好公司...然后养活青梅竹马...？

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...

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欸嘿嘿

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什么嘛 

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很上进呢

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嘛... 

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所以说...我明明都跟你说过我已经很有钱了的...

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啊...

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难道说...最近都睡眠不足的理由...

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就是因为一直努力学习到很晚？

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...真是个笨蛋啊，这家伙

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不过啊...

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可能是因为一直都没有正视过生活吧

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对上这么直率的他...

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我...

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却很是弱小啊...

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嗯...

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不行了...

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心跳得好快...！

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唔...

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到底是哪个混蛋提议要一起睡觉的啊...！

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这么近的距离...不行啊，绝对不行...！

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唔呜...

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脚缠在一起了根本抽不出来...！

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呜...这、这...

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唔...

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...我到底是有多慌张啊

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真的是...

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本天才都被吓到了啊

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我唯一敌不过的对手...

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真没想到...居然是你呢

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哈啊...

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校服...

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我放到哪了呢...？

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嘿...