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 那么那么，接下来是这个...

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这个，你知道是什么吗？

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是碳酸水和棉棒

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要使用这些来促进耳朵的血液循环了哦

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碳酸水好像对促进血液循环有很大的帮助...

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昨天已经试过了的说，发出咻哇咻哇的响声，很有趣哦

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那么那么，就从这边的耳朵开始...

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怎么样？

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发出咻哇咻哇，啪叽啪叽的响声...

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非常的不可思议吧

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你听~~咻哇咻哇~~

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咻哇咻哇~~

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很舒服呢

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咻哇咻哇~~啪叽啪叽~~

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好~~那就再一次浸泡碳酸水吧

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好，要开始了哦

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咻哇咻哇的声音又响起来了呢

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咻哇~~咻哇咻哇~~

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这个声音，非常的治愈吧~~♪

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咻哇~~咻哇咻哇~~

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好~~结束了

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怎么样？很有趣吧

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另一边的耳朵也要做吗？

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好~~那就也给另一边的耳朵做一下吧~~♪

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你听，咻哇咻哇的声音进入到耳朵里了吧，咻哇咻哇~~

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碳酸的声音，让我想起了小时候喝的波子汽水了

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呯的一下，把玻璃珠给按下去...

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汽水咻哇地一下子涌上来...

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那样做的话，要是底下没有抹布或者毛巾就会变得黏糊糊的说...

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我妹妹的话，会直接就这样呯地按下去...

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我经常因为这个而骂她呢

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那就再一次让碳酸水...

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好了~对了，碳酸水发出修哇修哇的响声，听起来很好喝对吧

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昨天在测试这个碳酸棉棒的时候...

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我试着喝了一下，然后...

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味道非常辛辣，一点也不甜

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那也正常呢...

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毕竟没有放砂糖的说，被在旁边看着的千里小姐给笑话了

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啊~~千里小姐也是这里的店员...

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是个擅长唱歌的漂亮姐姐哦...

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感觉像是很成熟的样子...

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你喜欢像那种类型的吗？

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好，结束了

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那么，接下来，要不要两边同时来试一次？

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双持碳酸棉棒

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要开始了哦~~♪

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转呀转呀~转呀转呀~诶

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你听，在脑袋里修哇修哇地爆开着...

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就像是把大脑浸泡在碳酸里一样吧~~♪

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顺便一提，这个修哇修哇不仅很舒服...

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而且有利于耳朵里血液的循环

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适当地给予耳朵轻柔的声音...

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对身体健康有好处哦

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不是的，虽然这只是我个人的想法而已

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好~~结束了~~

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那么，接下来就清扫耳朵的里面吧

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那个...能将一边的耳朵侧向这边吗 

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没错没错，让我来看看~~

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里面漆黑一片什么都看不到呢

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但是没有问题...

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这个是最先进的挖耳勺哦...

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还带有手电

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即使在这么昏暗的房间里...

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也可以清楚地看到客人耳朵的里面哦

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我要看到你耳朵的深处了哦

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让我来看看~~

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哇~~这个好厉害呀

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连耳朵的深处都看得清清楚楚

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多么下流呀

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连这么深的地方都被看到了...

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不会害羞吗？

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嘛，先不开玩笑了

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我们来掏耳朵吧，要开始了哦

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（掏耳朵发出的声音）咯吱~~咯吱~~

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咯吱咯吱的...

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掏耳朵的声音像是让人既感到痒意又觉得舒适的...

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那样的声音呢

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我掏耳朵相当拿手哦

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到了冬天了呢，每天都很冷

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在早上的时候，气温特别低呢

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我是不太能早起的类型...

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能在这里工作真是帮大忙了

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这里是到下午才开始上班

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客人你从早上就开始工作了吗？

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是，是，嗯

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这样子啊

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今天，为了不让客人感到寒冷...

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事先把被子给暖好了

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没错，在被子里面放入了暖水袋

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掏耳结束了的话，就用被子来暖和一下身体吧

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心灵方面的话...

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就由我来给你暖暖吧

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好，结束了，要用梵天给你清理一下了哦

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很柔软的样子呢

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要稍微给你吹~~一下了哦

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好，OK

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那么接下来是另一边的耳朵

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怎么了？

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因为看不到我的脸，而感到寂寞了吗？

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那么连你的脸也一起...

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来吧来吧，请把耳朵侧过来这边

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好~~要进到耳朵里面掏耳了哦

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 刚才，侧过来这边的时候...

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偷偷地看了一下我的胸部呢~~♪

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完全暴露了哦~~♪

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这么在意吗?

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我软绵绵的胸部

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啊~~对了，请你猜猜看...

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我现在穿着的内裤的颜色

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要是猜对的话...

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就让你摸摸胸部

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这可不是在梦里哦...

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现在，在这里让你摸胸部

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怎么样？~~♪

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看起来在拼命地思考着呢~~♪

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限制时间还剩十五秒

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好~~到时间了，请让我听听你的答案吧

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噗~~猜错了

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真是可惜呢，没办法摸到胸部了~~♪

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啊~难道你在怀疑自己是不是真的猜错了？

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那待会就让你看看吧

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我的内裤~~♪

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好~那接下来，要用梵天了

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要开始了哦

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（梵天清理耳朵的声音）哗沙~哗沙~哗沙

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好~结束了，可以转过头来看着胸部了哦

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你好~这里是胸部...

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只是看着的话，无论多久都请随意哦

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已经看够了吗？

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那就，嘿咻~~

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前戏已经结束了，我们到被窝里去吧