WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.085 --> 00:00:05.314 啊~抽签选座位这种事真是让人讨厌啊... 2 00:00:06.320 --> 00:00:10.125 就不能让人自由选择公交车的座位吗... 3 00:00:11.520 --> 00:00:18.571 记得我的座位是最后排的...这里吧 4 00:00:20.940 --> 00:00:27.931 (旁边是... 啊~是班上总是被孤立边缘化的宅男君啊...) 5 00:00:29.028 --> 00:00:35.760 (而且前排座位还都是空的...没有可以聊天的人了...) 6 00:00:37.885 --> 00:00:43.794 嘛~难得我们坐在一块,总之多多关照啦 7 00:00:45.462 --> 00:00:51.554 (怎么偏偏是宅男君啊~和他没什么共同话题,我还是玩手机吧...) 8 00:00:56.125 --> 00:00:57.257 嗯... 9 00:00:59.234 --> 00:01:02.788 (一直保持沉默果然很累啊~) 10 00:01:03.260 --> 00:01:06.754 (反正闲着也是闲着,不如试着和他聊会吧) 11 00:01:10.148 --> 00:01:16.491 那个~你都买了些什么礼物? 看你带了好多行李啊... 12 00:01:17.988 --> 00:01:22.857 诶!这些全是买给自己的!?而且还全都是动漫周边!? 13 00:01:22.857 --> 00:01:24.773 呃... 14 00:01:24.773 --> 00:01:27.291 啊哈哈哈哈! 15 00:01:27.680 --> 00:01:31.520 哈哈,抱歉啊抱歉,不小心笑出声了 16 00:01:31.954 --> 00:01:36.080 毕竟一般不都是给别人买礼物的嘛...呵呵 17 00:01:36.660 --> 00:01:45.051 啊~但是我觉得这样也不错。 你大概是去了那个...秋叶原吧? 18 00:01:45.931 --> 00:01:52.228 挺好的挺好的,虽然我去的是原宿,和朋友一起逛街真的很开心呢~ 19 00:01:53.417 --> 00:01:55.782 诶?你是一个人去的? 20 00:01:56.274 --> 00:02:00.011 为什么啊!?和朋友一起逛街不是更有趣吗! 21 00:02:00.890 --> 00:02:04.217 嗯...嗯... 22 00:02:04.480 --> 00:02:09.348 啊...原来是这样啊...抱歉啊我不该提这个的.... 23 00:02:10.285 --> 00:02:17.268 啊...但我觉得能够独自行动的人很酷哦?给人一种很有主见的感觉 24 00:02:18.240 --> 00:02:23.097 (在修学旅行中独自行动...这人完全没有朋友呢...) 25 00:02:24.420 --> 00:02:28.068 嗯... 嗯... 26 00:02:29.885 --> 00:02:33.462 啊对了!就让我看看你买了什么吧 27 00:02:34.011 --> 00:02:38.765 给我看看又有什么关系嘛~ 我家哥哥也喜欢这些动漫周边 28 00:02:39.908 --> 00:02:46.674 呜哇!好多女孩子!而且为什么有这么多相同的钥匙扣 29 00:02:47.485 --> 00:02:55.680 诶?「买这么多是有原因的,之后要把这些都挂在包上」 这、这样啊~ 30 00:02:57.154 --> 00:03:00.948 嗯?这本的薄薄的是... 漫画? 31 00:03:01.870 --> 00:03:06.068 没事啦没事啦!我平常也挺喜欢看漫画... 32 00:03:06.274 --> 00:03:09.851 嗯? 诶...这个是... 33 00:03:10.070 --> 00:03:11.165 啊! 34 00:03:11.817 --> 00:03:18.045 吓我一跳~ 那啥,抱歉抱歉,我不该擅自翻看的 35 00:03:18.297 --> 00:03:21.645 不,我没看到漫画内容哦 36 00:03:22.034 --> 00:03:25.805 哈哈,其实就算是小黄书我也不会在意的啦~ 37 00:03:27.702 --> 00:03:34.114 (好像看到了女孩子失禁的画面,但应该只是我的错觉吧?) 38 00:03:35.645 --> 00:03:43.108 和你聊天感觉还蛮有趣的,要是早点认识就好了呢 39 00:03:44.400 --> 00:03:47.440 说了这么多话,嗓子都干了呢... 40 00:03:47.874 --> 00:03:49.222 我找找... 41 00:03:49.490 --> 00:03:51.531 嗯? 奇怪... 42 00:03:51.977 --> 00:03:56.502 糟糕...我的水杯大概是丢在什么地方了 43 00:03:57.188 --> 00:04:03.234 真是糟糕透了...到下一个服务区前都没水喝了... 44 00:04:04.182 --> 00:04:08.411 虽然难受,但没办法只能忍着了~ 45 00:04:10.068 --> 00:04:13.234 茶?给我喝的? 46 00:04:13.908 --> 00:04:18.171 诶!真的可以吗!那我就开动啦! 47 00:04:23.531 --> 00:04:27.570 活过来了~!稍后给你转账哦~ 48 00:04:28.102 --> 00:04:32.902 话说这茶的味道感觉有点怪怪呢,你在哪买的? 49 00:04:33.805 --> 00:04:37.062 嗯?为什么这么紧张 50 00:04:37.760 --> 00:04:41.760 啊!难不成你是放了什么东西进去了吗? 51 00:04:42.342 --> 00:04:45.840 啊哈哈哈!开玩笑的开玩笑的,我说笑的啦~ 52 00:04:46.377 --> 00:04:49.417 总之帮大忙了!谢谢! 53 00:04:53.965 --> 00:04:55.005 嗯... 54 00:04:55.497 --> 00:04:59.382 (奇怪?为什么肚子会突然...) 55 00:05:00.182 --> 00:05:04.480 (想去上厕所了...) 56 00:05:05.200 --> 00:05:10.034 (距离下一个服务区...还有好远的路呢...) 57 00:05:10.948 --> 00:05:13.988 (不过这种程度的腹泻,我还是能忍耐的啦) 58 00:05:14.708 --> 00:05:20.617 (虽然会有点累就是了…就用玩手机来转移下注意力吧) 59 00:05:21.920 --> 00:05:26.651 (嗯~ 这个化妆品出了新款啊…) 60 00:05:27.382 --> 00:05:32.331 (啊,美佳的Instagram更新了,赶紧点个赞) 61 00:05:33.430 --> 00:05:38.971 (好闲啊~还是看视频吧,虽然会很费流量… ) 62 00:05:46.548 --> 00:05:48.845 (糟了,肚子突然…) 63 00:05:55.851 --> 00:05:58.514 (平,平息下来了…) 64 00:05:59.097 --> 00:06:06.868 (明明之前还好好的…怎么突然肚子就…我之前有吃什么奇怪的东西吗…) 65 00:06:07.451 --> 00:06:11.234 (嗯…没有什么头绪呢…) 66 00:06:12.971 --> 00:06:18.994 (如果要算的话,可能就是刚才喝的茶吧?因为感觉味道有点奇怪…) 67 00:06:19.165 --> 00:06:23.177 (不,毕竟是得到帮助的一方,这么想还是太失礼了…) 68 00:06:29.805 --> 00:06:33.817 (呜哇...已经是严重腹泻了…) 69 00:06:35.154 --> 00:06:38.720 (由于是在高速公路上,一时半会儿还上不了厕所…) 70 00:06:42.205 --> 00:06:45.360 (事到如今也只能忍耐了… ) 71 00:06:51.680 --> 00:06:57.040 (从那之后已经过了10分钟…服务区还没到…) 72 00:07:03.222 --> 00:07:07.954 (腹泻又开始了…!比刚才更严重… ) 73 00:07:13.280 --> 00:07:17.634 (肚子在咕噜咕噜地叫…已经相当危险了…) 74 00:07:17.885 --> 00:07:21.360 (在公交车上失禁这种事情实在是…) 75 00:07:22.630 --> 00:07:28.182 (没关系,虽然肚子很疼…但也不是完全忍受不了…) 76 00:07:29.725 --> 00:07:32.342 啊...糟糕… 77 00:07:32.971 --> 00:07:36.457 (刚、刚刚稍微漏了一点大便…) 78 00:07:36.708 --> 00:07:40.114 (因为有点腹泻…一不小心就…) 79 00:07:44.491 --> 00:07:50.594 (好难受…如果不好好夹紧屁穴...就会不小心漏出来…) 80 00:07:53.737 --> 00:07:57.074 (肚子发涨…好难受…) 81 00:07:57.314 --> 00:08:00.548 (话说,我好想放屁啊...) 82 00:08:01.451 --> 00:08:05.542 (放了应该会舒服很多,但这么做实在太...) 83 00:08:09.657 --> 00:08:14.057 (不妙...不妙...已经快忍不住了...) 84 00:08:14.468 --> 00:08:19.622 (没关系...周围有人在说话,就算稍微放点也...) 85 00:08:22.777 --> 00:08:26.914 (又开始...腹泻了...) 86 00:08:31.520 --> 00:08:35.565 (没关系...不会被发现的...不会被发现的...) 87 00:08:37.760 --> 00:08:39.817 要放屁了...! 88 00:08:45.211 --> 00:08:47.630 (放...放完屁了...) 89 00:08:50.742 --> 00:08:55.942 (没有发出声音...大概没有暴露…吧?) 90 00:08:56.937 --> 00:09:03.771 (好臭!这是...我的...屁吧...) 91 00:09:04.800 --> 00:09:10.960 (这么臭的话,旁边那家伙一定...察觉到了吧...?) 92 00:09:14.674 --> 00:09:21.577 (不是吧...他没有注意到...?或者他注意到了但却没有把我当作源头吗...?) 93 00:09:25.200 --> 00:09:26.971 (肚子又腹泻了...) 94 00:09:31.005 --> 00:09:36.251 (刚、刚才就没有被发现,那再来一次也许也...) 95 00:09:40.617 --> 00:09:44.422 (不妙...!是比刚才更严重的腹泻...!) 96 00:09:49.268 --> 00:09:52.777 (慢慢地…只要慢慢放气的话…!) 97 00:09:56.250 --> 00:09:59.062 (没事的…没有漏出声… ) 98 00:10:00.994 --> 00:10:03.440 (啊、糟糕!等一下!) 99 00:10:05.234 --> 00:10:07.657 压、压不住了…! 100 00:10:14.114 --> 00:10:18.605 (不、不小心发出声音了...) 101 00:10:19.885 --> 00:10:24.914 (因为坐在后排…感觉没被其他人察觉…) 102 00:10:25.462 --> 00:10:29.885 (但旁边这家伙…肯定是听到了吧…) 103 00:10:30.777 --> 00:10:38.068 啊、啊哈哈… 抱歉抱歉,让你听到了饿肚子的声音… 104 00:10:38.754 --> 00:10:42.422 (这个借口果然太牵强了呢…) 105 00:10:43.740 --> 00:10:48.240 肚子都饿扁了,啊~好想快点吃些什么… 106 00:10:53.165 --> 00:10:55.588 (腹…腹泻又开始了…) 107 00:10:58.790 --> 00:11:02.400 哈、哈啊?我能有什么事啊? 108 00:11:06.400 --> 00:11:09.588 知道了啦...我会说清楚的... 109 00:11:10.000 --> 00:11:12.902 嗯…那个… 110 00:11:13.420 --> 00:11:16.228 想、想上厕所… 111 00:11:18.194 --> 00:11:23.348 哈、哈啊?为什么要问大小号? 不关你的事吧 112 00:11:24.948 --> 00:11:27.337 想上大号… 113 00:11:27.771 --> 00:11:33.862 所以...就是...那个…我会一直忍耐腹泻的,请你不要在意 114 00:11:34.250 --> 00:11:38.845 听着!如果你敢告诉其他人的话,我绝对不会原谅你的! 115 00:11:44.217 --> 00:11:49.348 (烦死了!为什么我非得告诉这家伙这些事…) 116 00:11:50.034 --> 00:11:55.725 (而且他看起来不但没在担心,反而还在偷笑?) 117 00:11:59.371 --> 00:12:06.868 (看着别人受苦遭罪的样子还能偷笑什么的…难怪是个没有朋友的阴角!) 118 00:12:10.617 --> 00:12:15.314 (好难受…这回可能真的要憋不住了…) 119 00:12:19.314 --> 00:12:23.600 (距离服务区…还差10分钟左右...) 120 00:12:25.725 --> 00:12:28.868 又开始腹泻了…! 不妙… 121 00:12:31.611 --> 00:12:35.131 不、不能放屁... 停、停下啊… 122 00:12:38.960 --> 00:12:43.862 (就算用力绷紧肌肉…屁还是会从屁穴缝隙里漏出…) 123 00:12:44.662 --> 00:12:47.211 不要 我已经忍… 124 00:12:48.480 --> 00:12:52.630 (要、要是现在再来一波的话…我就要忍不住了!) 125 00:12:53.230 --> 00:12:56.788 要忍...忍...忍不住了…!! 126 00:13:03.120 --> 00:13:04.937 (刚刚有点大便漏出来了…) 127 00:13:07.306 --> 00:13:11.085 拜托了…不要拉出来…不要拉出来啊! 128 00:13:14.582 --> 00:13:15.843 停下来啊… 129 00:13:21.645 --> 00:13:25.702 (腹、腹泻平息了…但是…) 130 00:13:26.548 --> 00:13:29.897 (果然还是有点大便漏出来了…) 131 00:13:30.434 --> 00:13:32.891 (而且还放了好多的屁…) 132 00:13:33.942 --> 00:13:37.622 (希望不要被其他人发现…) 133 00:13:38.880 --> 00:13:50.102 (好臭!臭味…都是因为我吧…不仅放屁还漏了粪便…味道相当恶臭…) 134 00:13:53.108 --> 00:13:58.731 啊…那个… 你其实已经察觉到了吧… 135 00:13:59.142 --> 00:14:05.154 对不起,但我实在…实在是忍不住了才放了屁… 136 00:14:06.114 --> 00:14:12.205 虽然味道非常恶臭,但能拜托你不要告诉其他人吗?求你了 137 00:14:13.588 --> 00:14:18.114 谢了,回去后我会请客的 138 00:14:19.017 --> 00:14:25.428 刚才我对你的态度那么冷淡,对不起。但这也是因为肚子难受没有精力才... 139 00:14:26.210 --> 00:14:30.640 欸嘿嘿 你意外地还挺善解人意嘛... 140 00:14:35.910 --> 00:14:39.245 不、不妙... 已经要忍不住了... 141 00:14:42.857 --> 00:14:44.377 不要啊...! 142 00:14:44.834 --> 00:14:47.165 对、对不起... 143 00:14:47.542 --> 00:14:55.314 (还好在坐在最后一排...要是坐在其他地方,大家肯定会察觉我放屁的事...) 144 00:15:00.331 --> 00:15:05.382 (早知道这样的话,带些止泻药什么的就好了...) 145 00:15:08.937 --> 00:15:14.500 嗯? 你背包里露出来的盒子,难道是...! 146 00:15:15.005 --> 00:15:21.794 这是...止泻药吧!拜托了请给我吧!我之后会付你钱的! 147 00:15:22.754 --> 00:15:30.514 哈?你还在支支吾吾地说些什么呢? 我这边已经忍耐到极限了,拜托了就让我吃下止泻药吧! 148 00:15:30.971 --> 00:15:41.520 诶!?这不是止泻药 上面写着泻药... 而且还是速效的... 149 00:15:42.720 --> 00:15:44.777 盒子还是空的... 150 00:15:46.194 --> 00:15:52.274 我说... 你为什么要在修学旅行中带着泻药? 151 00:15:53.165 --> 00:15:59.542 很奇怪不是吗,这种事一般都会注意到的,不可能搞错的吧? 152 00:16:01.782 --> 00:16:05.951 难道你在刚才的茶里下了...泻! 153 00:16:08.720 --> 00:16:12.525 你这反应...看来是被我说中了呢... 154 00:16:15.440 --> 00:16:20.662 太差劲了!我就觉得哪里不对劲 155 00:16:21.474 --> 00:16:27.874 明明我上车前还好好的...却突然肚子疼了... 156 00:16:35.017 --> 00:16:38.810 为什么?你这么做的目的是什么? 157 00:16:39.234 --> 00:16:43.702 我不记得有做过遭你恨的事吧... 158 00:16:44.308 --> 00:16:54.137 就算记恨于我,也不至于给女生下泻药吧?难不成是想要看我失禁的样子吗?你这变态! !! 159 00:16:56.822 --> 00:16:59.280 (又来了...腹泻...) 160 00:17:00.377 --> 00:17:05.862 现在没追究的精力了,但之后你要好好给我解释清楚! 161 00:17:06.114 --> 00:17:13.222 只不过... 无论你有着什么样的理由,我都不会原谅你的,绝对不会! 162 00:17:16.845 --> 00:17:21.280 (竟然被这阴角下套,导致我受苦遭罪什么的...) 163 00:17:26.388 --> 00:17:31.737 (总之现在要做的是忍耐...忍耐...忍耐...) 164 00:17:37.830 --> 00:17:41.588 (还没...还没到服务区吗...?) 165 00:17:45.737 --> 00:17:47.280 不妙...! 166 00:17:47.908 --> 00:17:50.468 不要...不能拉出来啊... 167 00:17:54.285 --> 00:18:00.674 (稀水便已经滑到屁穴了...随时都有可能漏出…) 168 00:18:04.891 --> 00:18:07.817 (再次…不小心漏便了...) 169 00:18:08.411 --> 00:18:13.017 (距离服务区...大约还差5分钟) 170 00:18:13.782 --> 00:18:18.342 (明明是难得的修学旅行...却因为这家伙...!) 171 00:18:18.971 --> 00:18:22.822 (而且制服有一小部分被大便给弄脏了... ) 172 00:18:26.262 --> 00:18:32.891 (上完厕所之后,要做的第一件事就是抓住这个变态,绝对要让他赔偿制服的钱...!) 173 00:18:34.685 --> 00:18:38.480 真的...真的很不妙… 174 00:18:39.520 --> 00:18:46.217 哈?明明是你自己做的坏事现在却又担心起来...真是搞不懂你 175 00:18:48.080 --> 00:18:52.240 只有你这家伙...我绝对不会原谅...! 176 00:19:02.205 --> 00:19:06.822 没关系...这种腹泻频率的话...我勉强还能忍住 177 00:19:08.491 --> 00:19:11.508 (糟糕...这次腹泻相当严重...!) 178 00:19:11.760 --> 00:19:15.268 (不要拉出来!不要拉出来、不要拉出来、不要拉出来啊!) 179 00:19:15.622 --> 00:19:19.485 再坚持一会…再坚持一会...就到了… 180 00:19:21.680 --> 00:19:25.897 (就算用力夹紧屁穴...还是会稍微漏出些大便...) 181 00:19:26.708 --> 00:19:32.171 (时间过得好慢...而且公交车看起来也前进的好慢...) 182 00:19:35.988 --> 00:19:37.051 诶? 183 00:19:37.565 --> 00:19:42.664 (不...这不是错觉...是车速真的... ) 184 00:19:49.405 --> 00:19:53.645 诶、诶!? 堵、堵车...!? 185 00:19:54.308 --> 00:20:01.005 不!不不不不不!等下啊,因为堵车这种莫名其妙的事… 186 00:20:01.177 --> 00:20:06.468 等一下...!真的...我真的已经忍耐到极限了啊 ...! 187 00:20:06.857 --> 00:20:10.891 (不妙...!这次是迄今为止最剧烈的腹泻...) 188 00:20:11.062 --> 00:20:15.817 明明再坚持一会儿...再坚持一会儿就能上厕所了!! 189 00:20:16.285 --> 00:20:18.102 呜呜!不行了! 190 00:20:18.594 --> 00:20:24.548 (已经忍不住了...因为公交车也不前进...我已经...已经...!) 191 00:20:26.891 --> 00:20:32.765 要拉出来了...要拉出来了要拉出来了要拉出来了...!大便...大便要拉出来了...! 192 00:20:34.914 --> 00:20:38.697 不要,别拉出来...别拉出来...别拉出来啊...! 193 00:20:40.057 --> 00:20:44.628 糟糕!不行啊!不行不行不行不行不行! 194 00:20:44.630 --> 00:20:48.386 已经忍不住了...!大便漏出来了...! 195 00:20:55.485 --> 00:21:01.805 简直难以置信...!这个年纪还要失禁什么的... 196 00:21:01.805 --> 00:21:08.491 停、停不下来... 因为之前忍了那么久,一旦开始排泄就再也控制不住了...! 197 00:21:09.725 --> 00:21:12.480 停下啊...!快停下来啊!! 198 00:21:15.090 --> 00:21:18.845 不、不准看...!看什么看!笨蛋!! 199 00:21:20.250 --> 00:21:23.897 不是的...大家...这不是我的错... 200 00:21:26.697 --> 00:21:29.360 大便从屁穴往外溢着... 201 00:21:31.348 --> 00:21:37.645 笨蛋!都是因为你...都是因为你我才... 202 00:21:37.748 --> 00:21:43.737 糟糕透顶...!我没有错...明明我没有错!! 203 00:21:51.190 --> 00:21:56.365 我这辈子都会记恨你的...! 204 00:21:58.845 --> 00:22:01.611 腹泻仍然没有停下来...! 205 00:22:03.360 --> 00:22:10.137 因为公交车还没前进...要在充满稀水便臭味的车厢里等待什么的... 206 00:22:11.017 --> 00:22:16.342 都是因为这个笨蛋...我才会失禁什么的... 207 00:22:23.382 --> 00:22:27.531 糟糕透了,真的糟糕透了...