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早安…

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前天，我熬夜想了個模仿秀…要表演給你看…

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雌墮的…海豹！

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哦！哦！哦！哦！哦！哦～！哦！哦！哦！哦～！哦！哦～！哦！哦～～～齁！哦！哦！哦！哦！哦！哦～～齁齁！

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我正在等你吐槽說這不是海豹，應該是海狗才對…

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(怎、怎麼會這樣呢…？)

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(反應不太好…)

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(別說是笑了…他根本就笑不出來嘛…)

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(不好了…不盡可能用下個笑話挽回顏面的話…好感度就會持續下降…)

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那、那…我來個單口模仿相聲秀

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雌墮海豹與扭腰海狗的初次見面

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海豹君…晚安～我是扭腰海豹！

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我的特長是用收集到的蟬蛻裝滿整個袋子唷～♪

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哦！哦！哦！哦！哦！哦～～哦！哦～哦～♪那還真厲害哦～齁♪簡直跟小朋友一樣哦～齁齁♪

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啊哈哈～♪海豹君實在太雌墮了，不管說什麼都會變成哦齁聲…真是笑死了ｗ

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啊……

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然後……

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(這下…盛大地冷場了…！)

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咳咳…剛剛的當我沒說…

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那個……

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這個…那個…

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(奇、奇怪…？)

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(我平常…都是怎麼跟他說話的來著…？)

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(不說點什麼的話…一想到我得說點什麼…就會莫名介意起來…沒辦法好好組織語言…)

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(該、該怎麼辦…‼)

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(胸口小鹿亂撞…超級…緊張…)

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那、那個…今、今天的工作…也請你多加Ｕ…⁉

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啊…吃螺絲了…

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對、對不起…

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我今天…好像有點怪怪的…

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要是能別管我…我會很感激…

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是…對不起…

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我這笨蛋…

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這樣子…難得都成為他的女朋友了…好感度不是降得比之前更低了嗎…

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讓他比平時更笑不出來…更加困惑了…

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這下糟了…澈底搞砸了…

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啊…好的…你要先下班是吧…

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那…明天見…

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唉…

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結果…我什麼都做不到…

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嗚嗚…我、我該怎麼辦才好…？

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明天再想個…對策…

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不…冷靜下來一想…也不必等到明天吧…？

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啊…⁉

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對了…⁉

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晚安…我來了…♡

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嗚…那個…雖然我也覺得突然闖到你家裡不太好…

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但我無論如何…都想跟你在一起…

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對不起…你要是覺得困擾，我就走…

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啊…♡

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好的…那麼…我就不客氣地打擾了…

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意外地收拾得滿乾淨的呢…

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啊……

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嗚……

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(不行…！果然還是好尷尬！對話接不下去…！)

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咦…⁉是、是啊…我果然…有點奇怪…

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那個…我想你應該多少注意到了…

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你…是我人生中第一個男朋友…

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所以…那個…我不知道…開始交往後到底該怎麼進行互動…

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總覺得越是在意這件事…就越緊張…

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明明…想跟你卿卿我我…卻完全不順利…

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嗯…⁉

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突、突然做什麼…？

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雖然我的確很高興…

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咦…⁉

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你剛剛…說了很可愛…？

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你說什麼東西可愛…？

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咦咦⁉

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說、說我⁉

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居然說我這種老女人可愛…

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你要是開玩笑捉弄我…我也會生…嗯⁉

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真是的…變態…♡

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居然讓大齡女性產生這種想法…你真是個壞孩子…♡

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可以唷…♡

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你就隨心所欲…用肉棒插…我的小穴吧…♡

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啊…不過今天…

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…要像這樣…在我跨坐在你身上…把手纏在你脖子上的狀態…

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讓肉棒無套抽插…來做播種性愛吧…♡

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又粗…又燙…

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把這根連女朋友都被變成飛機杯小穴的…窮凶極惡肉棒…

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往我的雌穴裡…插進來沒關係唷…♡

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來了…來惹啊…

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超誇張的哦齁聲…又要停不下來了…♡

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肉棒把…小穴的肉給掰開了…♡

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肉棒、肉棒、肉…棒…！

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呵呵…我下流的哦齁聲…讓你慾火不可收拾了嗎…？

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是啊…我的…慾火也一發不可收拾了…我們彼此…彼此唷…♡

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你的…這根…堅硬…火熱…粗壯的肉棒…

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實在讓我太舒服了…

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快感都一陣陣…傳到了…子宮的深處了…

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好舒服…被肉棒抽插抽插好舒服哦…♡

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兩情相悅的人才做得到的…

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超級色情的…野獸性愛…

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小穴不妙啊…

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只要你的肉棒燃起慾火…隨時都可以來插，我的濕濕黏黏小穴…

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這是你專用的飛機杯小穴唷…♡

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怎麼樣？

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你的女朋友是個…只要一被肉棒抽插…

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就會發出誇張的叫聲…

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會叫出哦齁哦齁，彷彿野獸般的下流叫聲的…大色狼女友唷…♡

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哦！真的不妙…這，不妙啊♡

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腰扭了起來…下作地渴求著你的肉棒…♡

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小穴要因為…你充滿男子氣概的滋啵抽插活塞運動…變奇怪了…♡

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被這樣幹過…不管怎樣的雌性都會變成飛機杯小穴的～♡

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你好帥～♡

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喜歡…喜歡…喜歡…♡

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一說喜歡…肉棒…就變得更大了呢♡

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我會多說幾次給你聽的…♡

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所以請多頂幾下…我的小穴吧…♡

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喜歡…喜歡…喜歡…喜歡…♡

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喜歡喜歡喜歡喜歡…♡

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不妙…♡

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難道說你…

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可以唷♡

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對小穴、中出…

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要盡可能烙印在你的眼簾裡唷…♡

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我這張因為、被播種咻咻、而露出的下流的高潮臉♪

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讓小穴、懷孕吧…

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對危險日小穴，射出認真致孕特濃精液…

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肉棒…肉棒…肉棒哦哦…♪

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射的時候…要往最裡面的地方…射出一大堆…♡

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我想要你的種子…♡

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去惹、去惹、小穴、去惹惹惹～…

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讓我懷孕、讓我懷孕、讓我懷孕…！

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讓我懷孕吧、懷孕！

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來做小孩、小寶寶…！

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去惹去惹、小穴去惹、懷孕高潮要來了…

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要被你播種播到去了…♡

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我會懷上你的小孩，當媽媽的…♡

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要去了、要去惹…！

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去惹去惹去惹去惹、去惹去惹去惹去惹去惹去惹去惹…

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去惹惹～～～～～～～～～…

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好濃的，射出來了…

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往子宮…咻嚕咻嚕…

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中出了…

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肚子都被裝得滿滿的…好燙…好猛的量…♡

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好重…

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你射了好多…黏黏糊糊的…

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濃郁的精液牛奶…給我了呢…♡

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我好高興…♡

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謝謝你…♡