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我看看…

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应该将实数总结为浮点数…

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啊嘞？

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啊，吵醒你了？

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对不起捏

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啊，没事没事

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你就这样躺着吧

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我现在就过去

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好~

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我来了哦

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抱歉啊，明明好不容易睡着了

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我声音有点吵吧

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盖着的被子就这样…

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那就好…

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你也真是…

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摸摸头就能直接爆睡

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不是在贬你啦

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是你对我能放下警惕我很开心的意思啦

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不过只给你摸头我就没事做了

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觉得可能有点浪费时间了，我就打算做点工作

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虽说也不算什么工作啦

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本来就是想让你听这些声音的

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正确答案是…

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键盘的咔哒咔哒声

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这个…

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我记得叫“ASMR”…来着？

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最近好像挺流行让人听各种声音

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据说这是现在流行的治愈音之一哦

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所以我就打算让你听听

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于是呢…

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我觉得能持续发出声音的工作比较好

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就做起了『居家女友』的网站编程

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啊！你这什么表情啊

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难道说…

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你觉得很“意外”吗

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啊啊~真是没礼貌呢

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你啊…

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听到辣妹会做编程…

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是不是以为脑子短路了啊

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啊啊~这样啊

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你也觉得我是啥都不会的废柴辣妹是吧

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这下不得不“嘤嘤嘤” 了啊

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被你搞得“嘤嘤嘤” 了

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这属于是“回娘家”的状况了吧

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那，我要回娘家咯…

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什…么的…

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骗你哒~

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诶~你急了？

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刚才你慌张的表情…

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超可爱的~

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那啥…

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我一开始就没生气啦

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不用在意啦

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倒不如说你注意到我和那些量产型女孩不同时的惊讶反应

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对我来说是一种夸奖哦

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好了…

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回到正题…

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其实我还挺擅长编程的

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那么…

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你觉得我有多擅长？

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答案就是…

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这样！

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锵锵~

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快看快看

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做好了很好看的菜单界面哦

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这可全都是我手打出来的哦

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你这副表情我也喜欢

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对对

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“卧槽，什么鬼？”

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的表情也很赞哦

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不过，你现在听到的看到的

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全部都是我打出来的哦

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其实…我一开始只是想打造出一些异于常人的个性

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然后想到一些男孩子喜欢的东西应该挺不错的

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然后又想到编程不是会用到数学嘛

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结果…开始做了之后…

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怎么说呢…

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就跟化妆似的

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一下就沉迷进去了

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哦~挺会说的嘛

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对对

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虽然现实中的化妆需要根据人的肤质来

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但在编程里只要我能发出准确的指令

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就能配置出完美的肤色搭配

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就超舒服的

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而且啊

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这个咔哒咔哒的声音

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就像是在演奏音乐一样超有趣的

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你也这么觉得？

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耶~我们是一伙的呢

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毕竟你在自我介绍的时候也说了喜欢这个了嘛

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那就…不得不给和我关系越来越亲密的你

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听这个声音了呢

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这样的话…

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这次就要花点时间来处理容易崩坏的部分吧

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我试试…

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我看看…

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现在是在你头上的位置吧

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接下来…

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就从左右各个方向

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让你聆听这个打字音

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好了…

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你就听着这个声音…

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变得迷迷糊糊的吧

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我看看…

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这里的对象…是一个实例…

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诶？这里不对吗？

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啊是哦…忘了括号了

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嗯…差不多就这样吧

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啊，不好意思

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让我先进入一下休息零食时间

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我买了好多东西，等会儿和你一起吃

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啊，但是现在还不行

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你还躺着也是原因之一啦

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但我更想让你先听听我的咀嚼音

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嗯？什么什么？

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为什么？

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也是啊

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怎么说呢

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这个咀嚼音…

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也是刚才说的“ASMR”里面不得不品尝的一项

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所以

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你就听着我的咀嚼音

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感受治愈吧

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啊对了…

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为了让你能听得更清楚…的话…

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就在这儿？

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首先…

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在这边的耳朵边上…

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多多的咀嚼…

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让你好好享受这个声音

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好了

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接下来…

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在另一边耳朵边上继续咯

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吃完啦~

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没事~我说了为了和你一起吃买了很多嘛

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放心吧

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顺带一提

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这满袋子的零食…

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砰！

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总价才500元

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哼哼~

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你一副份量和价值不成正比的惊讶表情呢

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要说为什么这么有性价比的话

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其实这些…

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都是粗点心哦

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嗯？

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啊对对，就是那家店

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那家的性价比最强了

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没钱或者想买点便宜零食的时候

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我都是去那里买哦

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所以不用担心不够吃哦

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那么…

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刚才已经补充了营养了

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我就再做一会儿编程哦

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再多享受一会儿咔哒咔哒的声音吧

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我看看…

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把这部分的字体调大些…

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这里呢？

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啊~变整齐了

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不错呢

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真不错真不错