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欢迎光临~

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我是带您尽享海底之旅的导游ちえ

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……搞着玩玩而已

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工作了就输了……虽然不会这么想啦

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不过在经过职场体验之后

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我突然觉得我应该直接创业

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我灵光乍现所得出的想法正好在老哥身上试一下

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所以就叫你来了

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而那个想法就是，VR海底的保健治愈之旅

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来吧带上耳机坐在床上

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闭上眼睛

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我在麦上加上了混音，听着很清楚吧？

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好了，接下来我们的目标就是海底了哦

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来嘛，要放轻松

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为了能让你更放松，我要开始揉肩了哦

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舒服吗？

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要不就干脆趴下来吧

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跟着我来，想象着自己在水中飘荡

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接下来揉腰间

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要继续保持放松哦

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接下来就从大腿一直按到脚尖

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感觉如何？很不错吧

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接下来请好好享受身处海底的时光吧

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……难不成你想让我帮你撸一撸？

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是不是我说了保健之后让你有了什么奇怪想法？

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明明只不过是保健而已啦

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真受不了你

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来吧，仰面朝上

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那么我就把小鸡鸡掏出来了哦

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撸啊撸啊

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在海底被人撸的感觉如何啊？

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要射了吗？没问题

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就好像一只鱼一样直接射到水里吧

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快射快射快射快射吧

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射啦射啦快把老哥的种子全散播在海水里吧

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呜哇都出来了，全都扩散在大海里了呢

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就这样射的一干二净吧

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射了很多出来呢

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没事啦，真实世界里我全部都用纸巾接住了

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你就安安心心的在水中享受着余韵吧

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好结束了，辛苦了

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VR海底的保健治愈之旅是不是非常棒啊？